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System: Incoming private message from user Arbiter:

(11:34)Arbiter: What's the matter?

/message reply i was worried it would be something difficult, but he just wanted me to look after meta.

System: Incoming private message from user Arbiter:

(11:36)Arbiter: Watch over a 20-something who's close friends with a bunch of other 20-somethings with superpowers, who doesn't have superpowers herself, and is planning a war against the forces that secretly run the world? You're right, that's not difficult at all. Especially if we send to her to Australia, which is definitely not a soon-to-be irraded hive of kangaroos and dropbears!

/message reply ...what's so bad about a kangaroo?

System: Incoming private message from user Arbiter:

(11:37)Arbiter: Nothing, aside from being the marsupial equivalent of John "Chuck Norris" Cena.

/message reply ...

/message reply hey, can you or Delta make an alt and message Stargazer to try and trick them into replying? apparently it might mess with whatever xeno's doing.

System: Incoming private message from user Arbiter:

(11:39)Arbiter: Can anyone make Delta do much of anything? I'll come up with something.

System: Incoming private message from user ((Delta)):

(11:39)((Delta)): Happy to help! Your request is already under way... just give me some time - this is a delicate process when they read all the same things you can, after all!

(11:40)SansTheComic: god dammit.

(11:41)MrE: ?

(11:41)SansTheComic: ugh.

(11:41)SansTheComic: that was supposed to be a pm. nvm.

(11:42)MrE: One of those days, huh?

(11:42)SansTheComic: yeah.

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[Unichat log --]

(12:48)ItsDuckKingKarl: Huh

(12:49)OITHEOI: What is it?

(12:49)ItsDuckKingKarl: Yeah, it's what I thought

(12:49)ItsDuckKingKarl: Someone's using a server in our universe to relay messages between two others

(12:49)ItsDuckKingKarl: I'm not sure why

(12:50)OITHEOI: Pancake? It could be a trap.

(12:50)ItsDuckKingKarl: No, it doesn't smell like Pancake

(12:50)ItsDuckKingKarl: If you'll pardon the inexact expression

(12:50)ItsDuckKingKarl: I don't think he's aware of it, either

(12:50)ItsDuckKingKarl: The signature is subtle and I don't think he's got any advanced AIs monitoring for anomalies

(12:51)OITHEOI: Hmm. If so, tracking it might do well to ingratiate ourselves to him.

(12:51)OITHEOI: Take a closer look.

(12:51)ItsDuckKingKarl: On it

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[Unichat log --]

/message SansTheComic Well, let’s see... The objective is to make noise, right? I have an idea.

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[Unichat log --]

/query Unum_Relicuum


(11:57)System: Initiating private chat with active user Unum_Relicuum.

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(12:57)Stargazer: Hello there. I hear you are in search of prophets. Will of Gaia permitting, I would like to assist you.)

(12:58)Unum_Relicuum: Do you hear It? The melody of Gaia, the swan song of worlds?

(12:59)Stargazer: Yes. What does It want from me? Are we to save this world... or allow for its destruction?

(13:00)Unum_Relicuum: A profoundly unclear question, and right at the heart of the matter. I had hoped...

System: Incoming private message from user Hot Fuzz Facts:

(13:00)Hot Fuzz Facts: Thank you for subscribing to Hot Fuzz Facts! We will send you fun and interesting facts about the 2007 cinematic masterpiece Hot Fuzz every thirty minutes! To unsubscribe, please reply “[censored] OFF UP THE MODEL VILLAGE”.

(13:01)Stargazer: Uhm, sec.

System: Incoming private message from user Hot Fuzz Facts:

(13:01)Hot Fuzz Facts: Hot Fuzz Fact #1: Did you know that the 2007 cinematic masterpiece Hot Fuzz was released in 2007?

/block "HotFuzzFacts"

/report Hot Fuzz Facts Reporting for harassment and spam.

(13:02)Stargazer: I'm sorry, there was a spambot. Anyway...

(13:02)Unum_Relicuum: That's quite alright.

System: Incoming private message from user Hot Fuzz Facts 2:

(13:03)Hot Fuzz Facts 2: If you want to unsubscribe, please reply "[censored] OFF UP THE MODEL VILLAGE".

(13:03)Unum_Relicuum: What brings you to me?

/message reply [censored] OFF UP THE MODEL VILLAGE

/block "HotFuzzFacts2"

System: Incoming private message from user Hot Fuzz Facts 3:

(13:05)Hot Fuzz Facts 3: If you want to unsubscribe, please reply "[censored] OFF UP THE MODEL VILLAGE". Please include the quotation marks.

/message reply "[censored] OFF UP THE MODEL VILLAGE"

/block "HotFuzzFacts3"

System: Incoming private message from user Hot Fuzz Facts 4:

(13:06)Hot Fuzz Facts 4: If you want to unsubscribe, please reply "[censored] OFF UP THE MODEL VILLAGE". Please include the period.

/message reply "[censored] OFF UP THE MODEL VILLAGE".

System: Incoming private message from user Hot Fuzz Facts 4:

(13:07)Hot Fuzz Facts 4: If you want to unsubscribe, please reply "[censored] OFF UP THE MODEL VILLAGE". Please include the actual expletive.

/message reply How the [censored] can you even tell?

/block "HotFuzzFacts4"

System: Incoming private message from user Hot Fuzz Facts 5:

(13:08)Hot Fuzz Facts 5: Your unsubscription request has been received. We're sorry to see you go!

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(13:08)Hot Fuzz Facts 5: Please allow up to three (3) weeks for processing. Please include $4.52 USD for shipping and handling.

System: Incoming private message from user Hot Fuzz Facts 5:

(13:08)Hot Fuzz Facts 5: While you wait, please enjoy this complimentary Hot Fuzz Fact.

/block "HotFuzzFacts5"

System: Incoming private message from user Hot Fuzz Facts 6:

(13:09)Hot Fuzz Facts 6: Hot Fuzz Fact #2: Did you know that Saxon the Dog was almost a real police dog, but failed training for being too friendly?

(13:10)Unum_Relicuum: Friend?

(13:10)Stargazer: AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[Unichat log --]

(13:12)ItsDuckKingKarl: This is weird

(13:12)ItsDuckKingKarl: It's almost like...

(13:12)ItsDuckKingKarl: No

(13:12)ItsDuckKingKarl: It's not just a transmission going through the universe

(13:12)ItsDuckKingKarl: It looked like that at first, but only because of some other ambient transmissions

(13:12)ItsDuckKingKarl: When I got close enough to resolve them I figured out what's really going on

(13:12)ItsDuckKingKarl: Someone's transmitting from a host outside this universe to an unspecified destination host

(13:12)ItsDuckKingKarl: Its a transmission with only one endpoint

(13:12)ItsDuckKingKarl: Like someone's probing for something and they're not sure where to find it

(13:13)OITHEOI: Do you have any idea who?

(13:13)ItsDuckKingKarl: Hmm

(13:13)ItsDuckKingKarl: I could look at the local server

(13:13)ItsDuckKingKarl: Assuming Pancake doesn't control it (but even then, it's easy enough to play it off as being concerned)

(13:14)OITHEOI: Do it.

(13:14)ItsDuckKingKarl: Okay

(13:20)ItsDuckKingKarl: It's a Unichat node

(13:20)ItsDuckKingKarl: I was able to retrieve a username

(13:20)ItsDuckKingKarl: Steve The Mew Hunter

(13:21)OITHEOI: I have absolutely no idea who this is.

(13:21)ItsDuckKingKarl: Me neither

(13:22)ItsDuckKingKarl: Nor me (this is Karl)

(13:22)ItsDuckKingKarl: This just gets better and better, doesn't it

(13:22)OITHEOI: Duckbot, pull out. We need to convene and make sense of this.

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[Unichat auxiliary records --]
Xenocartographer (Official Note): So guess who forgot to upload yesterday's page yesterday? This lady, that's who! D:
Seabiscuit: -snerk-
Those facts~~
I had to gather them for Xeno! edit delete reply
Steve the Mew hunter: I love you and your work. That was amazing. edit delete reply
Arbiter: You two have executed my vision stupendously. This was a thing of absolute beauty. Thank you. edit delete reply
Xylas_Incarnum: well... that's one annoying spam bot. edit delete reply
Arbiter: God, I know, right? edit delete reply
Scala: /message SonjaOfTheMoon You did well to escape from the Griddle, but the consequences of your actions are only now coming to fruition.

/message SonjaOfTheMoon With everyone about whom he's cared dead, Pancake has nothing to lose, and he will stop a billion hearts just to heal his own.

/message SonjaOfTheMoon He has found a timeline where he at last rules the world with the ones he loves still alive, but such that ours might merge with it, he plans to commit a truly terrible dead.

/message SonjaOfTheMoon You may be the only one who can stop this. By the gods, Sonja, I beg for your help. edit delete reply
SansTheComic: this... this isn't dnd. and you aren't an npc. edit delete reply
Seabiscuit: "he will stop a billion hearts just to heal his own."


Ohhh, this is so chilling and cool~ edit delete reply
Monoceros: Why contact Sonja? For her space wizadry? For her contacts to 'shatterpointy' people? Suggesting that she's somewhat responsible and then asking for help seems rather pressurising. edit delete reply
SansTheComic: huh. it worked! sort of...? edit delete reply
Steve the Mew hunter: Uh... was this my singing? Did I just confuse Duckbot with my song? edit delete reply
Steve the Mew hunter: /message Stargazer
Hey, sure you don't want help?
/message Stargazer
Looks like you won't be able to easily do your job.
/message Stargazer
We are on the same team after all.
/message Stargazer
I'll check with Naomi as well.


/message Xenocartographer
Sup, map makers? ConstelationViewer just got ultra spambotted by the Jury of Heathens, and I was wondering if I should try and assist, or if you have a different plan?
/message Xenocartographer
Also, I noticed Duckbot heard my song... or at least I'm assuming that's what it was.
/mussage Xenocartographer
So, I'm assuming you heard it too, and would like to ask, what do you think? Did it sound good? edit delete reply
Temp Shoulder Angel: PFT ha ha I think you did. edit delete reply
LightBringer: You know what, I wanna have some fun, and maybe learn something in the process. Let's see if I can fish for a duck.

/message ItsDuckKingKarl
Hello to the both of you.
I might be able to get some information to you about what you've just found involving Steve.
However, nothing comes free from me.
Here's how the game goes;
I ask three questions, you pick one and answer it, then you ask three questions, and I pick one and answer it.
We go back and forth until you don't answer a question.
Every time you answer a question of mine, I will answer a question of yours.
You can end the game at any time by deciding not to answer one of my questions.
Here are my three starting questions;
Question 1; What is the complete story of how you two are related to Pancake?
Question 2; What do you plan to do with and involving SonjaOfTheMoon?
Question 3; What is DuckBot's favorite colour? edit delete reply
Steve the Mew hunter: Dude, what? I didn't know what I was doing, how the heck are you supposed to? edit delete reply
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