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[Unichat log --]
11:08 AM | Pancake_High_Admiral | What am I looking at here?
11:08 AM | pwnz3r | a report on the chronological after math of bowling up the moo
11:08 AM | pwnz3r | n
11:09 AM | Pancake_High_Admiral | I was able to deduce that much from the filename. What does it mean?
11:09 AM | pwnz3r | **** if i know
11:09 AM | pwnz3r | smthing wierd happened
11:10 AM | Pancake_High_Admiral | That's... not particularly helpful.
11:11 AM | pwnz3r | u know how i was like
11:11 AM | pwnz3r | "dont blow up the moon pancak"
11:11 AM | Pancake_High_Admiral | Not this again.
11:12 AM | pwnz3r | m8 i dont ****ing HALF to work for you
11:12 AM | pwnz3r | the odds of u keeping ur world intact w/o me are pretty much 0
11:13 AM | pwnz3r | but thats not what this is about
11:13 AM | pwnz3r | ...
11:13 AM | pwnz3r | weve somehow moved CLOSER to the pwnz0 timeline
11:14 AM | pwnz3r | u know how i couldnt make them merge? for SOMe reason, inspite of doing every thing right???
11:14 AM | pwnz3r | well
11:14 AM | pwnz3r | i guess you knew something i dont, b/c when the charges blew...... it was progress
11:15 AM | Pancake_High_Admiral | Elaborate.
11:15 AM | pwnz3r | well, we thoght it would b a lateral moove at best, right?
11:15 AM | pwnz3r | good 4 shaking things up, not so much for DIRECTLy getting past whetever's stopping the merger
11:16 AM | pwnz3r | but we're just shy of 9 persent more in sync, and thats alot
11:17 AM | Pancake_High_Admiral | How can that be? In the 0 timeline, the moon is intact.
11:17 AM | pwnz3r | *** i said, something weird happened
11:18 AM | pwnz3r | as*, wierd*
11:18 AM | Pancake_High_Admiral | While I am certainly excited at the possibility of reconnecting with a more survivable timeline, are we ready for this?
11:19 AM | pwnz3r | hmm......
11:19 AM | System | Your friend Empress_Of_Silence has connected.
11:19 AM | Pancake_High_Admiral | Good morning, my Queen. How'd your meeting with Labuchere go?
11:19 AM | Empress_Of_Silence | The Inquisitor had some interesting information that I don't particularly want to entrust to electronic comms. Also, God is dead.
11:20 AM | Empress_Of_Silence | Gods, rather. Sorry, Nietzsche.
11:20 AM | Pancake_High_Admiral | Dead? How? You're sure?
11:21 AM | Empress_Of_Silence | Yes, dead. I overheard commoners gossiping about it on the way to meet with Labuchere. She hadn't heard of it, so if someone euthanized him, it must have been overnight.
11:21 AM | Pancake_High_Admiral | Or it could have been life support failure.
11:21 AM | Empress_Of_Silence | Possibly. His brain seems to have hemorrhaged, which could go either way.
11:21 AM | pwnz3r | oh, ****
11:21 AM | pwnz3r | are you near the body
11:21 AM | Empress_Of_Silence | Yes.
11:23 AM | pwnz3r | okay
11:24 AM | pwnz3r | is it still in the life support thingy
11:24 AM | Empress_Of_Silence | Yes. I've called for a medical conspirator.
11:24 AM | pwnz3r | do you know how to use ssh
11:25 AM | Empress_Of_Silence | Vaguely. What's this about?
11:26 AM | pwnz3r | i think gods euthenized himself
11:26 AM | Pancake_High_Admiral | Impossible. He can't move.
11:26 AM | pwnz3r | with etamnanki
11:26 AM | pwnz3r | b/c we're closer...
11:27 AM | Empress_Of_Silence | ...to timelines where it's stronger. ****.
11:27 AM | Pancake_High_Admiral | Is that really such a concern? Granted, advance notice would have been appreciated, but we still have that Pancake's security measures.
11:28 AM | pwnz3r | uhm, boss
11:28 AM | pwnz3r | remember who we have in our dungeon
11:29 AM | Pancake_High_Admiral | Many people.
11:30 AM | Empress_Of_Silence | One of whom has Etamnanki-fueled mind control powers. If she catches on, we're ****ed.
11:31 AM | Pancake_High_Admiral | Ivonava? I don't think she's a particular concern. pwnz, you too have an intuitive connection to Etamnanki, don't you?
11:31 AM | pwnz3r | uhm, yes
11:32 AM | Pancake_High_Admiral | And if you didn't realize we'd moved back into it's sphere of influence until running the math on it, how would she?
11:32 AM | Pancake_High_Admiral | I'd prefer to focus our attentions on ensuring Gods' death doesn't inspire any uprisings here, and determining how we can use our happy accident to further our longer-term objectives.
11:33 AM | Pancake_High_Admiral | All the same, I'll send a security conspirator to check up on her.
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[Unichat auxiliary records --]
Xenocartographer (Official Note): Vampire fans, prepare for ~exposition~.
Seabiscuit: Gosh, so that's how Vampire could have lost in this timeline, huh?
I'm so glad Gods is dead. That fate of his disturbed me beyond belief, I wouldn't wish that on *anyone*... ;~;



[7:18:17 PM] Xenocartographer: Imagine Etamnanki is a skunk, and timelines are things that skunks can spray on. The ones farther away from the skunk don't smell as bad. edit delete reply
Turquoise: If any of you want to mess with the timeline, now's probably your chance. edit delete reply
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