System: Incoming private message from user Seabiscuit:
(10:47)Seabiscuit: Ok!! So like Pancake. You know what Etamnanki is? 'Cos he's totally doing that. He has like a buncha AIs and personality clones and he's gonna start a war with gaians or something woah
/query Seabiscuit
(10:50)System: Initiating private chat with active user Seabiscuit.
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(10:51)__RSPTN__: Have you juggled badgers yet? (10:51)Seabiscuit: I have things to tell you about Pancake! (10:52)__RSPTN__: Oh, dear Eugene... Yes, I read your message. :) (10:53)Seabiscuit: S- so you'll help me now, yeah? (10:53)__RSPTN__: Oh, not at all! I implied that I'd help you in exchange for information, and had we negotiated a deal, I'd have certainly followed it! I am nothing if not a man of my word. Unfortunately, there was no deal arranged, and therefore nothing to hold me to. (10:53)__RSPTN__: You just got played, Biscuit, like a rank amateur. System: Seabiscuit has been idle for 10 minutes - setting status to AWAY.
"/message KittenLicks help"
-SNERK-
I feel so stupid, being fooled~ ;^;
"I am fated to die at the right hand of a tyrant"
Yeah I'm gonna need to flick you with a fork
b-but I mean there can be shipping before... ;^;
but but Woah everything about this page *-* edit delete reply
... Now I feel sad for Rasputin. And for Vampire. C.C edit delete reply
Exactly the intended reaction, from both of you~ edit delete reply
This was not a good page to read while drunk. edit delete reply
I mean, like, I wasn't wrong though. Raspy knows the future? And is going to betray Vampire? And DIE? And BETRAY VAMPIRE? The Gaians might be right about something? AND RASPUTIN'S GOING TO BETRAY VAMPIRE?! D: To borrow my intoxicated self's turn of phrase, "wha-?"
Also, this is not the only chess club member who seems to have some sort of psychic ability. Vampire seems to have some kind of mind control power, and now that I think about it, Pancake was able to teleport a cup of coffee to pwnz0rz. At the time I thought that was a product of whatever tech he was using, but Etamnanki doesn't seem to work like that. I suppose it could be thanks to one of the other pwnz's, though. Bending time and bending space aren't all that different conceptually...
Nonetheless, this brings up a lot of questions about the chess club. We've got precognition and mind control, and possibly teleportation too. Does Theo have a power? Does meta's dad have a power? And if pwnz can time travel...
How long before this just becomes a superhero comic? :) edit delete reply
(you should join the conspiracy of readers). Rasputin definitely knows things about the future that ordinary people in his situation wouldn't know, let me put it that way. edit delete replyand I have looked. just haven't said anything.edit delete replyDo plsedit delete reply(13:37)Captain_Steve_America: brb, throwing my shield at a Nazi
(13:37)THEHULKISANGRY: WTF MAN JUST ROAR AT THEM LIKE I DO
(13:37)Deadpool: Do you think the people in the comments have a chimichanga? edit delete reply
/message __RSPTN__ ;~~~~; M-my condolences... that's the worst most tragic thing I've heard in a long time
/message __RSPTN__ B-buuut I'm your biggest fan and I'll totally help you in any way I can against Pancake I wanna sea him go down! B-but, I also want a guarantee I'll get that password... edit delete reply