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System: Incoming private message from user SansOfTheUnderground:
(10:27)SansOfTheUnderground: uh. you're probably too busy to answer, but why did endsoftime get banned? We were, uh, sorta online friends? But they disappeared about a week ago...
/message reply Feign ignorance and I'll ban you too.
System: Incoming private message from user SansOfTheUnderground:
(10:28)SansOfTheUnderground: uhm, i really don't know what you mean.
/message reply Official policy is to not comment on ban reasons to uninvolved parties.
System: Incoming private message from user Arbiter:
(10:28)Arbiter: DON'T EXECUTE ME I SWEAR I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT YOU CAN HAVE MY TITLE AS THE BEST FAN JUST LEAVE ME ALIVE!
System: Incoming private message from user Arbiter:
(10:28)Arbiter: Oh, hehe, whoops, did I send that message to you? Oh jeez, this is embarrassing. I meant to send it to somebody else but I, uh, typoed the username! I'm sorry to have wasted your valuable time, I'm sure you're busy doing important things that I would have no way of knowing about!
/message Arbiter You must think me truly moronic.
System: Incoming private message from user SansOfTheUnderground:
(10:29)SansOfTheUnderground: look, we were just... friends, okay? i'm concerned :/
System: Incoming private message from user SansOfTheUnderground:
(10:29)SansOfTheUnderground: I don't get why you'd think I'm up to something shady, but can't you review my chat logs?
/message reply Not without consent, barring unusual circumstances. Run
/help privacy
to know more.
System: Incoming private message from user SansOfTheUnderground:
(10:30)SansOfTheUnderground: go ahead.
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System: Incoming private message from user BookOfQuantumFlux:
(10:10)BookOfQuantumFlux: Hey! Was told you ran a private channel for people whose names started with a certain letter. Could I get an invite?
/message reply I'm afraid you're mistaken. I'm an international philanthropist, not a chat celebrity.
System: Incoming private message from user BookOfQuantumFlux:
(10:11)BookOfQuantumFlux: More like international misanthropist.
/message reply Whatever do you mean?
System: Incoming private message from user BookOfQuantumFlux:
(10:12)BookOfQuantumFlux: You know what I mean, I know you know what I mean, we both know the significance of that knowledge and that the other knows it, so let's cut the [censored] and talk straight.
/message reply I do not like being trifled with. Nonetheless, you've intrigued me. Tell me what you know and how you know it, and I'll respond... accordingly.
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(10:32)Arbiter: How's it going?
(10:33)SansOfTheUnderground: good question. he's reviewing my chat history.
(10:33)Arbiter: Well, there's no way he'll find the conspiracy. You haven't mentioned it on the main server, have you?
(10:34)SansOfTheUnderground: of course not!
(10:34)Arbiter: Then that should work. Did we just turn ends' banning into a positive?
(10:35)SansOfTheUnderground: i think so! it may take a while for him to finish looking over my chat history, though. on the main server, i talk about a lot of silly stuff.
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System: Incoming private message from user Seabiscuit:
(10:40)Seabiscuit: Good evening, sir! Do you have a moment? I'd like to ask you about Gaia, I'm very interested in joining...
/message reply Ooooooooooooh
/message reply You hear it too, huh?
System: Incoming private message from user Seabiscuit:
(10:41)Seabiscuit: -snerk- Hear Gaia? Of course!
/message reply The usual phrasing is "the whispers of Apocalypse rising from the ashes of War", but if recent revelations are to be believed, you may be more astute than you realize.
System: Incoming private message from user Seabiscuit:
(10:42)Seabiscuit: Oh?
/message reply We cannot speak freely here. My secrets must stay far from this place. Contact my good friend Ashley. They will guide you.
/message reply If you truly hear the whispers of Gaia, follow, and you will understand. But it is not a path for everyone. Gaia's light is guidance to the faithful and blinding to the wicked. Once you go down this road, there is no turning back.
System: Incoming private message from user Seabiscuit:
(10:44)Seabiscuit: omg
System: Incoming private message from user Seabiscuit:
(10:44)Seabiscuit: Ashley?
/message reply __RSPTN__
/message reply And I trust that the "g" does not stand for "God". :P
System: Incoming private message from user Seabiscuit:
(10:45)Seabiscuit: O- oh, of course not
/message reply Good! Much like your chat color. Truly, you are as a prophet.
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Xenocartographer (Official Note): Ack, I'm late and a dork! But hey, I told you I'd address those /messages, and here you go. I'm now out of audience interaction to respond to, so, get on that! There may be free cookies if you do.
Arbiter: XD Xeno, this is amazing. We gave you a bunch of disorganized /messages that would be hard to even incorporate coherently, let alone interestingly, but you seem to have managed to do both. The conversation between me and Sans really interests me (and not just because I'm in it.) In that conversation, I seem to act like I know what I'm doing, which contrasts strongly with the buffoonish way I /messaged Gods. Honestly, when I wrote that message, I just intended it as a joke. I decided to act like an idiot for comedic purposes. But in-universe, the way the subsequent conversation with Sans went, it almost seems like I sent that message to Gods with some deeper purpose in mind, which is really cool. Or maybe not, maybe I read too much into it and Unichat!Arbiter really is just a moron. Either way, I wholeheartedly endorse my characterization!
...Also can I just say how hilarious it is that the word 'title' in my message to Gods got changed to the actual title of the page? Everything I write seems to break ComicFury's code. edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: Oh my GodsOfOlympus, it did. Ugh, fixed.

I use an old-school program called gcc to help me format pages, and store the page title in a macro called TITLE. Since the page title is the last thing I write, that macro didn't exist when I previewed the page before posting it. Such is life. edit delete reply
Seabiscuit: " I seem to act like I know what I'm doing, which contrasts strongly with the buffoonish way I /messaged Gods."

-SNERK- I noticed and thought this was so lovely~ Xeno, you madman. edit delete reply
Seabiscuit: Many, many snerks were had, so much GOO trolling! And me... He was a lot friendlier than expected, for a nuke happy terrorist. :D Egads, led in circles!! Hmmm. I knew Raspy had contacts, but being 'good friends' with Unus? Hee~
/message __RSPTN__ Ok!! So like Pancake. You know what Etamnanki is? 'Cos he's totally doing that. He has like a buncha AIs and personality clones and he's gonna start a war with gaians or something woah edit delete reply
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