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[Unichat log --]
(10:14)System: User m1ndh1ve1 is initiating a private chat.
(10:14)m1ndh1ve1: venem
(10:14)m1ndh1ve1: you there?
(10:14)venemous: sup
(10:14)m1ndh1ve1: oirejgregfreghgreh
(10:15)m1ndh1ve1: keymashing apparently
(10:15)m1ndh1ve1: lol
(10:15)venemous: anarchon?
(10:15)m1ndh1ve1: YUP
(10:15)m1ndh1ve1: lol
(10:15)m1ndh1ve1: why do we even hang out with that guy? idgi
(10:16)venemous: ...
(10:16)venemous: because he's goot at murdering our enemies i guess?
(10:16)venemous: good*
(10:16)venemous: because bul wouldn't like it if we didn't
(10:17)m1ndh1ve1: yeah lol
(10:17)m1ndh1ve1: idk those arent very "goot" reasons
(10:17)m1ndh1ve1: seriously
(10:17)m1ndh1ve1: hes in rare form today
(10:18)venemous: yeah, idk, stress i guess?
(10:18)m1ndh1ve1: lol
(10:18)m1ndh1ve1: its a gaaaame lol
(10:18)m1ndh1ve1: he needs to chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiill
(10:19)m1ndh1ve1: im not even saying that to be ironic this time
(10:19)m1ndh1ve1: dudes got issues
(10:19)venemous: mhm
(10:19)m1ndh1ve1: idk man
(10:19)m1ndh1ve1: if he keeps this up
(10:21)venemous: ?
(10:21)m1ndh1ve1: im not going to [censored] you guys over but i think im quitting after asphodel
(10:21)venemous: :(
(10:21)venemous: it won't be the same with you
(10:22)venemous: no one else lols at everything like you, plus a good summoner is hard to find
(10:22)m1ndh1ve1: goot* lol
(10:22)m1ndh1ve1: im an okay summoner
(10:22)venemous: dude
(10:22)venemous: any of the commander classes are [censored]es to play, there's not a lot of people that can make them work
(10:22)m1ndh1ve1: aww
(10:22)m1ndh1ve1: lol
(10:22)m1ndh1ve1: maybe we should make our own team lol
(10:23)venemous: heh
(10:23)venemous: with blackjack and respectful teammates?
(10:23)m1ndh1ve1: lol yeah
(10:23)m1ndh1ve1: same wavelength bro
(10:23)venemous: well yeah, you are a mind hive
(10:23)m1ndh1ve1: does that make your mind part of the hive?
(10:24)venemous: of course
(10:24)m1ndh1ve1: :)
(10:24)m1ndh1ve1: eh though
(10:24)venemous: yeah...
(10:24)venemous: you want to talk to bul about it?
(10:24)m1ndh1ve1: not now, lol
(10:25)m1ndh1ve1: shes got a lot on her plate
(10:25)venemous: fair
(10:26)venemous: you going to be alright, though?
(10:26)m1ndh1ve1: yeah
(10:26)m1ndh1ve1: not the first time ive tuned ana out
(10:26)m1ndh1ve1: plus if previous experience is anything to go by, hes going to be all cowed and quiet for a while
(10:27)venemous: true!
(10:27)venemous: way to look on the bright side
(10:27)m1ndh1ve1: heh
(10:27)m1ndh1ve1: i guess you're wearing off on me
(10:27)m1ndh1ve1: ...
(10:27)m1ndh1ve1: youre* lol
(10:27)m1ndh1ve1: not QUITE that big an effect yet lol
(10:28)venemous: you're silly
(10:28)venemous: you, uh
(10:28)venemous: you goot to go back to the main chat?
(10:28)m1ndh1ve1: yeah
(10:28)System: User m1ndh1ve1 has left the channel.
(10:28)System: User m1ndh1ve1 is joining #axis-of-the-elite.
(10:28)System: User venemous is joining #axis-of-the-elite.
(10:28)Anarchon: Hey. Sorry I called you wombat [censored] earlier.
(10:28)m1ndh1ve1: lol
(10:28)m1ndh1ve1: everythings goot
(10:29)Bulwark: You sure? You were in that PM for quite a while there. If there's something I should know...
(10:29)venemous: it was like a quarter of an hour, bul
(10:29)venemous: quit your insinuations :P
(10:30)Bulwark: Right. Well, I've done some digging on our next opponents.
(10:31)Anarchon: They're WEIRD.
(10:31)Bulwark: Y'know, that's a pretty apt summation. They've got some sort of [censored] naming gimmick, and no real strategy but amazing response times and team cohesion. I looked through the log of their first round, and it's like they're four of the same person.
(10:31)Anarchon: They're too coordinated to be so bad at strategizing. It doesn't add up.
(10:31)Anarchon: I don't like them.
(10:32)Bulwark: That makes two of us. Regardless, I'm going to send over the logs, and we can start brainstorming a strategy.
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[Unichat log --]
System: Incoming private message from user Admiral Pancake:
(10:20)Admiral Pancake: That is unfortunate, but we don't have time for another personality graft. Try to keep them from doing anything too suspicious until we've got data on pwnz0rz. We'll abort after for privacy.
/message reply Understood.
(10:20)yellowconspirator: Right, I've downloaded logs from our next opponents' first round. Etamnanki sims have determined the optimal response. Stand by for skill assimilation.
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[Unichat auxiliary records --]
Xenocartographer (Official Note): What's this? Unichat's updating on a Wednesday? I've decided to pull back to a Wednesday/Saturday schedule for a bunch of reasons, chief among them that I'm starting to overrun my ability to generate plot.

Oh well.

In other news, Dellis has proposed an interesting theory over on the forum, and while I'm not going to speak to its accuracy or lack thereof, I'm sure it'll make for some interesting discussion.
Seabiscuit: TRAITORS! >:C
I feel bad for Ana... I mean, sure, he comes off like a jerk, but... ;^;
...Oh boy. I can't wait to see what the conspirators actual plan is here...~ edit delete reply
Arbiter: After reading this, was I supposed to find this interaction between mindhive and venem adorable? Because it was. edit delete reply
Seabiscuit: OTP
Fedex is at it again edit delete reply
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