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(12:34)Admiral Pancake: Report.

(??:??)pwnz2much: friendly contact with pwnz0 in your relative future

(??:??)pwnz2much: this is a big deal

(12:35)Admiral Pancake: Explain.

(??:??)pwnz2much: strictly speaking, it shouldn't be possible, given what pwnz1 and i know of this timeline

(??:??)pwnz2much: by our calculations, the only chronological agent that should be able to influence pwnz0's attitude like that is himself

(??:??)pwnz2much: but for that to happen, he'd need time powers already...

(12:37)Admiral Pancake: What if he... warmed up to us in the future, and then decided it would be advantageous if we started working together earlier?

(??:??)pwnz1ng: thatd DEFANITELY fork the timeline

(??:??)pwnz2much: exactly. pwnz0 voluntarily working with you was never in your relative future... but then something in his past happened to change that

(??:??)pwnz2much: pwnz0's present (from his perspective, the future from yours) attitude changing cant cause his past (your present) to change, or his future attitude would never have changed in your present

(??:??)pwnz1ng: now, there COULD have been going to be a timeline fork... like, if we will engineer a situations that forces him to work with uss, he could have been going to have changed his mind in his past/your... future but lses futre

(??:??)pwnz1ng: but idont even need to do the math 2 say that's irreconciable

(??:??)pwnz1ng: and we know taht dindt happen because a fork'd change ur temporal coordinates

(??:??)pwnz1ng: and then u'd lost contact with us, which isnt happen

(12:40)Admiral Pancake: ...right. Frankly, it amazes me that you can keep all this in your head.

(??:??)pwnz2much: eugene

(??:??)pwnz2much: if you lived in a post apocalyptic wasteland with no other people around for miles except a bunch of mad max ripoffs

(??:??)pwnz2much: you'd find a project to throw yourself into, too

(??:??)pwnz2much: but my tragic backstory aside, this a) confirms the existance of a hostile time traveler and b) gives us an angle on 'em

(12:41)Admiral Pancake: Right.

(??:??)pwnz1ng: aolso, boss man

(??:??)pwnz1ng: id like to grab some conspirators in ur past 4 a scheme

(12:43)Admiral Pancake: Go on.

(??:??)pwnz1ng: hehehehehehehehehehehe

(??:??)pwnz1ng: hes a gamer

(??:??)pwnz1ng: and weve found a way to turn that against his friends

(??:??)pwnz1ng: ist p brill tbh

/message --file="amazing_badass_apshodel_scheme.txt" Admiral Pancake

(??:??)pwnz1ng: the titles only a little bit hyperbolic

(??:??)pwnz2much: ...it's pretty hyperbolic

(??:??)pwnz1ng: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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