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[Unichat log --]
(12:34)Admiral Pancake: Report.
(??:??)pwnz2much: friendly contact with pwnz0 in your relative future
(??:??)pwnz2much: this is a big deal
(12:35)Admiral Pancake: Explain.
(??:??)pwnz2much: strictly speaking, it shouldn't be possible, given what pwnz1 and i know of this timeline
(??:??)pwnz2much: by our calculations, the only chronological agent that should be able to influence pwnz0's attitude like that is himself
(??:??)pwnz2much: but for that to happen, he'd need time powers already...
(12:37)Admiral Pancake: What if he... warmed up to us in the future, and then decided it would be advantageous if we started working together earlier?
(??:??)pwnz1ng: thatd DEFANITELY fork the timeline
(??:??)pwnz2much: exactly. pwnz0 voluntarily working with you was never in your relative future... but then something in his past happened to change that
(??:??)pwnz2much: pwnz0's present (from his perspective, the future from yours) attitude changing cant cause his past (your present) to change, or his future attitude would never have changed in your present
(??:??)pwnz1ng: now, there COULD have been going to be a timeline fork... like, if we will engineer a situations that forces him to work with uss, he could have been going to have changed his mind in his past/your... future but lses futre
(??:??)pwnz1ng: but idont even need to do the math 2 say that's irreconciable
(??:??)pwnz1ng: and we know taht dindt happen because a fork'd change ur temporal coordinates
(??:??)pwnz1ng: and then u'd lost contact with us, which isnt happen
(12:40)Admiral Pancake: ...right. Frankly, it amazes me that you can keep all this in your head.
(??:??)pwnz2much: eugene
(??:??)pwnz2much: if you lived in a post apocalyptic wasteland with no other people around for miles except a bunch of mad max ripoffs
(??:??)pwnz2much: you'd find a project to throw yourself into, too
(??:??)pwnz2much: but my tragic backstory aside, this a) confirms the existance of a hostile time traveler and b) gives us an angle on 'em
(12:41)Admiral Pancake: Right.
(??:??)pwnz1ng: aolso, boss man
(??:??)pwnz1ng: id like to grab some conspirators in ur past 4 a scheme
(12:43)Admiral Pancake: Go on.
(??:??)pwnz1ng: hehehehehehehehehehehe
(??:??)pwnz1ng: hes a gamer
(??:??)pwnz1ng: and weve found a way to turn that against his friends
(??:??)pwnz1ng: ist p brill tbh
/message --file=amazing_badass_apshodel_scheme.txt Admiral Pancake
(??:??)pwnz1ng: the titles only a little bit hyperbolic
(??:??)pwnz2much: ...it's pretty hyperbolic
(??:??)pwnz1ng: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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[Unichat auxiliary records --]
Xenocartographer (Official Note): I'll just... leave this here, and note that I really wasn't expecting it to have a "real life" section.
Seabiscuit: I love these Pwnzez, hahahaha...:'D
"Frankly, it amazes me that you can keep all this in your head." Good lord, I agree, but gosh Pwnz2's response cracks me up but also makes me feel bad for him... At least his mad max timeline still has unichat! (Also Asphodel shenanigans incoming! D: ) edit delete reply
Dellis: HM. If winning means "turning Pwnz0rz into a time-traveling superweapon", and the one who's fighting against that by manipulating his past self is Pwnz0rz himself (future self, to be exact),then... If future Pwnz0rz wins, he prevents his past self turning into a time-traveling superweapon.

But then, he's got no means anymore to travel back to the past to prevent himself from becoming a time-traveler.

If future Pwnz0rz wins, he loses the means to win and therefore loses, and therefore he gains them back so he wins just to lose again?

I'd be cliché if I said I've got a headache, so I'll simply state that this situation seems "mostly harmless".

Where "mostly" reads roughly as "not at all". edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: Ergo, pwnz0's objectives do not include preventing himself becoming a time traveler. edit delete reply
endsoftime: finally think I've got the general idea of what's going on with the time travel stuff. If I'm right, shit's gonna hit the fan *really* soon. Well, from my perspective, anyway. edit delete reply
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