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Updates Wednesday/Saturday, 8:30 PM EST
[Unichat log --]
System: Incoming private message from user Seabiscuit:
(01:01)Seabiscuit: BLOODSHOES, I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE FREE I ALWAYS BELIEVED IN YOU BUDDY! Are you gonna warn your students they might be in danger??
/message reply i'm sorry, have we been introduced?
System: Incoming private message from user Seabiscuit:
(01:02)Seabiscuit: Ah! Nononono, you're just dreaming, it ok~
/message reply i see...
/message reply are you my conscience?
System: Incoming private message from user Seabiscuit:
(01:04)Seabiscuit: Mhm, maybe! Do you think of your conscience taking the form of a woman called Seabiscuit?
/message reply apparently
/message reply i want to warn them
/message reply but... i don't know. there are so many unknowns
/message reply i don't want to make things worse!
System: Incoming private message from user Seabiscuit:
(01:05)Seabiscuit: 'sfair... Well, as the possible dream representation of your conscience, I'm sure you'll come to the right conclusion. :)
/message reply i hope so
/message reply i want to trust this theo guy's judgement. he seems on the level, but not saying anything rankles me
/message reply still... he's probably right that we'd just tip our hand and make whatever's going to happen happen faster
/message reply :/
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System: Incoming private message from user SecundaSonja:
(??:??)SecundaSonja: Hey, Sonja. It's me. Uh, you. From the future. It's complicated.
/message reply I must have fallen asleep at the computer again.
System: Incoming private message from user SecundaSonja:
(??:??)SecundaSonja: Yup. I'm actively interfering with your dream state to relay a message that you'll forget the specifics of.
System: Incoming private message from user SecundaSonja:
(??:??)SecundaSonja: Or maybe you're just dreaming. You'll forget this part of the conversation either way, so don't worry about it.
/message reply Sure.
/message reply What's up, totally-real-and-not-imagined future me?
System: Incoming private message from user SecundaSonja:
(??:??)SecundaSonja: At some point in the future, you'll be contacted by a certain malicious entity. You'll recognize it when you see it.
/message reply I'm pretty sure I'm smart enough not to trust something obviously malicious.
System: Incoming private message from user SecundaSonja:
(??:??)SecundaSonja: That's just it. The entity in question is completely untrustworthy and going to screw you over. You have to trust it anyway or it wins.
/message reply Define "wins".
System: Incoming private message from user SecundaSonja:
(??:??)SecundaSonja: Turns Luke into a time-traveling superweapon.
/message reply That sounds bad, if completely implausible.
System: Incoming private message from user SecundaSonja:
(??:??)SecundaSonja: You're dreaming. It doesn't have to make sense.
/message reply Why do my dreams look like a Unichat terminal?
System: Incoming private message from user SecundaSonja:
(??:??)SecundaSonja: Your waking life revolves around it. Why not your dreams, too?
/message reply Fair enough.
/message reply So, when- it's Pancake, isn't it?
System: Incoming private message from user SecundaSonja:
(??:??)SecundaSonja: I can neither confirm nor deny that. The sanctity of the timeline is at stake.
/message reply Sure. Well, if my subconscious has come up with a pathological manifestation of my own fear of Pancake, I guess it can't hurt to talk to it.
System: Incoming private message from user SecundaSonja:
(??:??)SecundaSonja: Actually, I've got to go. Look at the time!
/message reply The time is question marks.
System: Incoming private message from user SecundaSonja:
(??:??)SecundaSonja: Because you're dreaming. Anyway, bye!
(??:??)System: User SecundaSonja has disconnected.
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Xenocartographer (Official Note): Special thanks to endsoftime for pointing out I'd broken the Unicat banner, which is now back up.
Seabiscuit: -snerk-!
Seabiscuit the conscience... Oh no. Poor Bloodshoes. His confusion was adorable, mwehehe~~~ ...Hmm, Sonja will forget that part of the... But, logs? Hmm! Heh, "turns Luke into a time-traveling superweapon"... Yeah... Poor Pwnz. He really is wrapped around Pancakes finger... Well- Not OUR Pwnz, anyway. Not yet. ... Gosh, I wonder what'll become of the other Pwnz...es... when this is over.:\ edit delete reply
Seabiscuit: Also-
"The time is question marks."
snerk~ edit delete reply
Turquoise: Well what time would you be in if you were in someone else's? edit delete reply
Seabiscuit: What time? I dunno. Time ZONE~ edit delete reply
Arbiter: Bloodshoes' conscience be like: "I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN! I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!"

My conscience be like: "I can't believe this. You should be ashamed of yourself. A whole pizza? Really? You disgust me." edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: In fairness, your conscience probably isn't Seabiscuit. edit delete reply
Arbiter: Based on all the available evidence, my conscience seems to be Gordon Ramsay. edit delete reply
KittenLicks: I wish this page had a like button, so I could like this. edit delete reply
xianyu118: Holy maria what the heckle edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: A Sonja did a thing with another Sonja and the fourth wall doesn't exist. Anything else? edit delete reply
sharkLegs: how much blood could a bloodshoes shoe if a bloodshoes could shoe blood? edit delete reply
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