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System: Incoming private message from user DefinitelyNotAnUmbrella:
(22:08)DefinitelyNotAnUmbrella: Are you aware bloodshoes is no longer in jail?
/message reply I am now. Who are you?
System: Incoming private message from user DefinitelyNotAnUmbrella:
(22:10)DefinitelyNotAnUmbrella: One of a member of a vague, omnipresent council that watches every aspect of your life through the Internet.
/message reply Which one? You'll have to be more specific.
System: Incoming private message from user DefinitelyNotAnUmbrella:
(22:10)DefinitelyNotAnUmbrella: :P
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Xenocartographer (Official Note): Fffffffeaturing another Dellis-esque message across the fourth wall, from first-time commentator DefinitelyNotAnUmbrella on our previous page.

And while I'm linking things, have a Pancake, courtesy of argylefox, who is actually a bear for some reason.
Seabiscuit: Omg, that goddamn page title. Poor Bloodshoes, from one spiderweb into the next... I hope our little fly escapes soon and ... idk destroys them somehow idk. Oh man, that message to Pancake... :'D I'm surprised he's so calm someone that could (maybe?) wrekt his shit is out there! edit delete reply
SansFinalGuardian: so many new characters recently... let me guess. umbrella is in the DNAU. edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: DNAU did a /message in the comments much like Dellis did, probably trying to figure out if you can actually affect the plot that way. Look on the comments on the previous page. Who else is new, Sonja's parents? edit delete reply
Dellis: I'd guess he succeeded.

By the way, as Italian Screenwriter Fellini once said "I always wanted to be an adjective when I grew up."

Dellis-esque~ edit delete reply
Arbiter: "A vague, omnipresent council that watches every aspect of your life through the Internet." So, does this mean we all exist in-universe? This comic just got M E T A. I didn't realize what I was getting myself into when I started reading this comic... edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: That is exactly the intended reaction. :) Unichat is quite a deep rabbit hole. edit delete reply
Seabiscuit: Oh oh oh!
/message bloodshoes BLOODSHOES, I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE FREE I ALWAYS BELIEVED IN YOU BUDDY! Are you gonna warn your students they might be in danger?? edit delete reply
KittenLicks: /message SonjaOfTheMeow Hi I'm your biggest fan! Your feline shenanigans were the best ever and you and EP are the cutest thing in the entire webco- I mean, world! edit delete reply
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