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[Unichat log --]
(23:17)System: User pwnz1ng is initiating a private chat.
(??:??)pwnz1ng: wft do u thnik your doing
(23:19)pwnz0rz: no [censored] off
(23:19)pwnz0rz: i OFFISIALLY do not have teh time 4u
(??:??)pwnz1ng: i mean
(??:??)pwnz1ng: that wood work beteter if we dindt have all teh time
(23:20)pwnz0rz: ............dude no
(23:20)pwnz0rz: not this tiem travle [censored] again
(23:20)pwnz0rz: if i did n't believ ur boss when he magicked acup of occfee on2 my desk im not gonaa believ u either
(??:??)pwnz1ng: ...
(23:21)pwnz0rz: coffee*
(??:??)pwnz1ng: oh
(??:??)pwnz1ng: srry i typod the time stamp
(23:22)pwnz0rz: ?
(??:??)System: User pwnz1ng has disconnected.
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[Unichat log --]
(??:??)pwnz2much: g-o-d f-u-c-k-i-n-g d-a-m-n i-t
(19:22)apocalypseconspirator: i'm 97% sure "it" isn't censored, sir.
(??:??)pwnz2much: i cannot bring myself to care less
(??:??)pwnz2much: if youve ever thought you havent cared about something, then youve clearly never experienced the sheer unquantifiable degree of not caring i currently am
(??:??)pwnz2much: i am currently a black hole of uncaring, into which care about things can only plunge hopelessly before being mercilessly torn apart by my event horizon of not giving a s-h-i-t
(19:25)apocalypseconspirator: with all due respect, sir, you seem to care a lot about convincing me you don't care.
(??:??)pwnz2much: w/e
(??:??)pwnz2much: but HOW are the temporal parameters so hard to find? setting aside my edgelord persona for a second, im honestly at a loss
(19:27)apocalypseconspirator: sir, i signed on with this outfit to shoot guns at bad guys. this machine of yours is fascinating, but frankly above my pay grade.
(??:??)pwnz2much: ugh, yeah
(??:??)pwnz2much: carlos???
(19:28)aardvarkconspirator: srry
(19:28)aardvarkconspirator: etam connection
(19:28)aardvarkconspirator: hard to close
(19:28)aardvarkconspirator: when aroused
(19:29)apocalypseconspirator: TMI
(19:30)aardvarkconspirator: apoc
(19:30)aardvarkconspirator: if its tmi
(19:30)aardvarkconspirator: stop casting me as the moon girl
(19:30)aardvarkconspirator: so it'll stop happening
(19:30)aardvarkconspirator: :P
(??:??)pwnz2much: were not talking about htis any more
(19:31)aardvarkconspirator: srry
(19:31)aardvarkconspirator: it could be vampire
(19:32)aardvarkconspirator: if the attack is mental
(19:32)aardvarkconspirator: then idk if simulating timeline stuff would find it
(??:??)pwnz2much: no, shes part of the timeline too
(??:??)pwnz2much: but she could be acting as an amplifer...
(??:??)pwnz2much: right, lets set up for another run
(19:33)romanceconspirator: Right! You read the man! Alpha team, FALL IN!
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[Unichat log --]
(20:33)silentconspirator: Bravo team! Report in!
(20:34)bananaconspirator: subversion of Algernon U surveillance hardware in progress
(20:34)bananaconspirator: it looks like these morons haven't updated anything in two decades, and you'd THINK that would make it easier, but all the APIs are different and I have to be extra-careful not to leave a trace
(20:34)bananaconspirator: i'd give it a week
(20:35)billygoatconspirator: Proxies are initializing. Once we have clear targets, I can upload personality data.
(20:47)bobtheconspirator: hey sory, train wifi is p [censored]. i'm on route to algernon, if that wasn't obvious. no one important has noticed me
(20:49)silentconspirator: Good, good. Alright, we're cutting you loose. Switch to internal networks, and maintain EMCON unless something critical comes up. You know the drill.
(20:49)billygoatconspirator: Copy midnight. Bravo team, signing off.
(20:50)System: User bananaconspirator has disconnected.
(20:50)System: User billygoatconspirator has disconnected.
(20:50)System: User bobtheconspirator has disconnected.
System: Incoming private message from user romanceconspirator:
(20:51)romanceconspirator: Bravo, Alpha Actual. Abort mission.
/message silentconspirator My team JUST switched to EMCON - no way of contacting them. What's going on?
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[Unichat log --]
(??:??)pwnz2much: oh my god
(??:??)pwnz2much: RC, tell bravo to abort mission
(20:50)romanceconspirator: Huh?
(??:??)pwnz2much: NOW
(??:??)pwnz2much: NO TIME TO EXPLAIN
(20:51)romanceconspirator: Aye!
(20:53)romanceconspirator: [censored].
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[Unichat log --]
(23:17)System: User pwnz1ng is initiating a private chat.
(??:??)pwnz1ng: wft do u thnik your doing
(??:??)pwnz0rz: winning
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[Unichat log --]
Hey, it's me - the same admin as before. Look, things are getting tense here over at the Unichat offices. I may be discovered. If that happens - you've got to hold onto this. I'll get as much out there as I can, even with all the time shenanigans, but it's not going to mean anything if they're able to purge it.
I'm trusting you. Don't let me down, alright?
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[Unichat auxiliary records --]
Xenocartographer (Official Note): Remember when this was a slice of life comic?

Also, ComicFury user Pip joins the ranks of Unichat fanartists with something that "really tested [their] artistic skills"! I've gotta say, I was quite amused. :)
Sample_Text: O fuck.
(Exit Hamlet.) edit delete reply
Sample_Text: "(??:??)pwnz0rz: winning"
"(??:??)"

HE DID IT edit delete reply
Dellis: Future Pwnz0rz (I assume that's future since he's time traveling) is BADASS.

"Wtf do you think your doing"
"Winning"

Is officially the best answer to evil plans ever. edit delete reply
Seabiscuit: Man, I thought the same! WAY too cool! And those sudden ?? timestamps from him... :D
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illuminaticConfined: a whole bunch of characters all at once. these guys could be fun. whoever thought them up is probably clever and handsome. edit delete reply
Dellis: I had an inexplicable sudden flash of the netflix series "A series of unfortunate events".

The mind works in mysterious ways sometimes. edit delete reply
SansOfTheUnderground: ... why doesn't the rogue admin have underlined chat? edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: Because you haven't actually seen the rogue admin chatting. All their messages have been written directly into the log. edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: (Granted, they could insert the control characters manually, like Gods did, but didn't bother.) edit delete reply
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