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(14:35)Pancomputer: Username recognized. Good afternoon, Eugene. (14:35)Pancomputer: User Admiral_Pancake is joining #main-lobby.
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(14:37)Admiral Pancake: This is serious. The pwnz0rz in our local timeline has refused my offer, and further, I suspect Rasputin has sided with Theo against me. (14:37)silentconspirator: Remind me why we care so much about this particular time traveller when we have so many already
(??:??)pwnz1ng: i'f got lik eseven haedachs rn goaway (??:??)pwnz1ng: ym oipionnion is dirnking ursel f into olbisvion fixs ever ythninlk (??:??)pwnz1ng: 50/ 10wuoild reccomned (??:??)pwnz1ng: ingamine tim is lekik arivver (??:??)pwnz1ng: if tehres a frork inthe river u can go eithr way but u cant go back (??:??)pwnz1ng: acctaully i dont tihnk thaats hw river work but pertend its (??:??)pwnz1ng: ur in 1 fork off the river and im in another (??:??)pwnz1ng: i kan say things 2 ur boat if ur close but thast it (??:??)pwnz1ng: we cant piss in echothers rivers 4 exmaple (??:??)pwnz1ng: it gose inth esame river not teh other one (??:??)pwnz1ng: tahts y u need ur own pwnz (??:??)pwnz1ng: sohe can pee in teh right time river (??:??)pwnz1ng: speepking off pee im drukn, brb (14:54)silentconspirator: Maybe I'm barking up the wrong tree, but aren't there other options?
Pancomputer: Incoming private message from user silentconspirator:
(14:55)silentconspirator: Also, "the most promising" is some drunk nincompoop? Really? (14:56)Admiral Pancake: You have a point. Did you have someone in particular in mind?
/message silentconspirator That iteration has issues this timeline's doesn't. My understanding is that it's related to the same events that forked his timeline in the first place.
(14:56)silentconspirator: He's borderline shatterpoint by virtue of knowing pwnz, which also gives us another way to control the latter. I've taken the liberty of running some sims on Etamnanki, and he's easily motivated by academic interest. (14:57)Admiral Pancake: You've done your homework. I'm impressed. Very well, you may begin.
(14:59)Pancomputer: User pwnz2much is now ACTIVE.
(??:??)pwnz2much: youre all missing the point (??:??)pwnz2much: f-ck w/ meta and pwnz is yours (??:??)pwnz1ng: imnot shure im okay w taht (??:??)pwnz1ng: istill care a boot here (??:??)pwnz1ng: enven ifshe borked up w/ meand died shes still good presun (15:02)Admiral Pancake: There are complications to involving metampsychotic. Unfortunately, explaining them any further at this present time may induce shatterpoint qualities in her, which is undesirable without a control mechanism in place. (15:02)Admiral Pancake: Nonetheless, I will consider it. Nothing's off the table right now.