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(07:37)SonjaOfTheMoon: You okay there, friend?
(07:37)EntropicPhantom: NO
(07:38)EntropicPhantom: Well. I dunno
(07:38)EntropicPhantom: I lost a client.
(07:39)SonjaOfTheMoon: Tutoring?
(07:40)EntropicPhantom: Yeah D:
(07:41)EntropicPhantom: She wanted help with a tricky integral last night, I said I'd get back to her
(07:41)EntropicPhantom: And I woke up to an email saying she didn't want to work with me any more D:
(07:42)SonjaOfTheMoon: And you're embarrassed.
(07:43)EntropicPhantom: Yeah.
(07:45)SonjaOfTheMoon: Well, it happens. Try not to take it too personally.
(07:46)EntropicPhantom: >_>
(07:46)EntropicPhantom: I'm not sure how to do that.
(07:47)SonjaOfTheMoon: Gotcha. Why do you think she dropped you?
(07:47)EntropicPhantom: 'Cause I couldn't help her with her homework?
(07:48)SonjaOfTheMoon: But you said it was an especially difficult problem. Was it really fair to expect you to "just get it"?
(07:48)EntropicPhantom: ...huh, not really, tbh.
(07:49)SonjaOfTheMoon: Well, there you go. Maybe she's unrealistic, maybe her parents are, maybe she was just frustrated.
(07:50)EntropicPhantom: That's fair. Thanks, Sonja :D
System: Incoming private message from user pwnz0rz
(07:51)pwnz0rz: nah its ok, he's just having feelings and stuff, wut a nerd
(07:52)SonjaOfTheMoon: Np.
/message reply We're chatting. He's okay.
(07:53)EntropicPhantom: Hey, have you been having problems with bots recently?
(07:54)SonjaOfTheMoon: Spambots? Yes, actually, what brings this up?
System: Incoming private message from user pwnz0rz
(07:54)pwnz0rz: kthx
(07:55)EntropicPhantom: I keep getting "offers" from accounts with weird-[censored] usernames
(07:56)EntropicPhantom: They just keep coming, I was wondering if you had a filter script?
(07:57)SonjaOfTheMoon: Hah, not a bad idea. It'd take a little finagling to avoid false positives, but...
(07:58)SonjaOfTheMoon: It's not like I have anything better to do.
(07:59)EntropicPhantom: :D
(08:01)EntropicPhantom: Hey, pwnz0rz is nagging me to meet him in-game, mind if I ttyl?
(08:02)SonjaOfTheMoon: Go for it. I have a severe need for some coffee right now, anyway.
(08:04)EntropicPhantom: Haha, okay, go drink your bean juice. I wish you could join us...
(08:05)SonjaOfTheMoon: The speed of light is a cruel mistress. Have fun.
(08:06)System: User EntropicPhantom has left the channel.
/message next
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Seabiscuit: Hehehe, I snerked at bean juice :) edit delete reply
Adi: - why does pwn guy say "nah it's ok he's just having feelings" I'm confused bc Sonja is the one talking to Ent kid? so what, was Pwnguy also talking to Ent kid?
-Ent kid is cute.
-So Sonja is a code nerd, okay.
-Sonja can't join the game for whatever reason?
-What kind of game is it? It seems important to the story. How is it played? Like, is it text-based or is it more like a video game or even a board game
-what's this about the speed of light? edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: Yup, EP and pwnz chatted after pwnz messages Sonja. Haha, glad to hear you like EP! :D

The last and third-to-last questions answer each other if you interpret Sonja's username literally. :) edit delete reply
endsoftime: huh. so is this supposed to suggest that mr. bloodshoes has multiple accounts, or that the other conspirators are also trying this silly tactic? or were the rest just ACTUAL spambots?
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endsoftime: ~~Wait, does this constitute a spoiler? if so, then sorry. Feel free to delete these comments, xeno.~~
It's just so much fun to go back and look at these old pages and look at how much everything's changed. edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: Who knows? Not me, certainly, I just write the darn thing. edit delete reply
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