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System: Incoming private message from user pwnz0rz:
(16:12)pwnz0rz: sup
/message reply ...eh, it's nothing.
System: Incoming private message from user pwnz0rz:
(16:15)pwnz0rz: nah
System: Incoming private message from user pwnz0rz:
(16:15)pwnz0rz: duede how much years have we been friend? ist never nothing, youre just shy sometimes
System: Incoming private message from user ReverseTheStreams:
(16:15)ReverseTheStreams: Hey, Sonja, do you have a moment?
System: Incoming private message from user pwnz0rz:
(16:15)pwnz0rz: but olny sometimes 4 sum reason, but irregardlessfully
/message reply Not really.
System: Incoming private message from user ReverseTheStreams:
(16:15)ReverseTheStreams: I'm terribly sorry to bother you, but there's A Problem.
/message reply God[censored] it.
System: Incoming private message from user pwnz0rz:
(16:16)pwnz0rz: ???
/message reply I'm sorry. You PMed me at the same time as this typo-themed white dude. My responses are getting all crosswired >_>
/message reply Sorry, Alicia. Ping me in twoish minutes.
System: Incoming private message from user pwnz0rz:
(16:16)pwnz0rz: im not alishia
/message ReverseTheStreams GOD DARN IT, and maybe the filter too while He's at it. Protip: Don't use /message reply when multiple people want you.
/which pwnz0rz | join
(16:17)System: pwnz0rz is online in channel #moon-butt.
(16:17)System: User SonjaOfTheMoon is joining #moon-butt.
(16:17)SonjaOfTheMoon: GOD DARN IT, and maybe the filter too while He's at it. Protip: Don't use /message reply when multiple people want you.
(16:18)pwnz0rz: u can do that?
System: Incoming private message from user ReverseTheStreams:
(16:18)ReverseTheStreams: Haha, nooooooooooooooo, that command is butts. Hey, I can toss you a script that detects that and warns you instead of messaging the wrong person.
(16:18)SonjaOfTheMoon: Yeah, you can.
/message reply Hey, that'd be cool. I'm dealing with a personal thing right now.
(16:19)pwnz0rz: woah
(16:19)pwnz0rz: how
(16:20)SonjaOfTheMoon: Uh, /message reply
(16:21)pwnz0rz: oh
(16:21)pwnz0rz: yeah ok in retrospect that was obvious
(16:21)SonjaOfTheMoon: Hey, you didn't make alot [sic] of typos in either of those words. Progress, Luke!
(16:22)pwnz0rz: u no i type bettar when i feel dumb
(16:23)SonjaOfTheMoon: ...sure.
(16:23)SonjaOfTheMoon: I'm fine.
(16:24)pwnz0rz: i dindt say u werent...?
(16:24)SonjaOfTheMoon: "duede how much years have we been friend? ist never nothing, youre just shy sometimes"
(16:25)pwnz0rz: oh
(16:25)pwnz0rz: i guess i did say u werent
(16:25)pwnz0rz: thats right you were all like im a idiot and then u changed ur mind
(16:26)SonjaOfTheMoon: ...did you just switch to my color without actually quoting me?
(16:26)pwnz0rz: no
(16:26)pwnz0rz: u type with lower case and the wrong indefenate article all the time, didnt you now?
(16:27)SonjaOfTheMoon: Huh.
/message EntropicPhantom Luke knew something about Unichat I didn't. This can never be forgiven!
(16:28)SonjaOfTheMoon: Look, thanks for asking, but... eh, I'm okay.
(16:29)pwnz0rz: if ur sure
(16:30)pwnz0rz: im easy to find if that changes, ok?
(16:30)SonjaOfTheMoon: Thank you.
System: You have been idle for ten (10) minutes - setting status to AWAY.
(16:33)System: Incoming file transfer from user ReverseTheStreams: safe-reply.ucp Accept? Yes/No/Defer/Examine
> Yes
(16:34)SonjaOfTheMoon: I WANT TO [censored] SOMEONE, OKAY?
(16:34)SonjaOfTheMoon: BUT I LIVE ON THE [censored] MOON AND THE ONLY PEOPLE MY OWN AGE ARE A COUSIN AND A JERK
(16:34)SonjaOfTheMoon: AND I JUST PASSED UP A CHANCE FOR THE CLOSET I'M PROBABLY EVER GOING TO COME
(16:34)SonjaOfTheMoon: I
(16:34)SonjaOfTheMoon: AM
(16:35)SonjaOfTheMoon: AN
(16:35)SonjaOfTheMoon: IDIOT
/message ReverseTheStreams Hey, thanks!
(16:36)SonjaOfTheMoon: AN IDIOT THAT CAN'T SPELL CLOSEST
(16:36)pwnz0rz: woah
(16:37)SonjaOfTheMoon: Sorry, I... I had to get that off my chest.
(16:37)SonjaOfTheMoon: Thanks for listening.
(16:37)metampsychotic: omg no
(16:37)metampsychotic: that doesn't make you an idiot D:
(16:38)SonjaOfTheMoon: Is it bad that I didn't realize you were here?
(16:38)metampsychotic: nope! i get that a lot, i'm used to it :p
(16:38)pwnz0rz: shes rihgt though
(16:39)SonjaOfTheMoon: That's not exactly reassuring...
(16:39)SonjaOfTheMoon: What do you you two mean?
(16:40)metampsychotic: you over thought in the moment :p
(16:40)metampsychotic: take some time to calm down, okay? i don't think you drink tea, but make some if you do
(16:41)metampsychotic: then talk to ep again once your okay
(16:42)pwnz0rz: you're*
(16:43)metampsychotic: ty!
(16:43)SonjaOfTheMoon: Oh my God, I do not understand you, Luke.
(16:44)SonjaOfTheMoon: I, uh, never said it was Alex.
(16:45)pwnz0rz: pffffffffffffffffft
(16:45)pwnz0rz: who esle, you're boss?
(16:46)SonjaOfTheMoon: She's married, and you're doing that on purpose.
(16:46)pwnz0rz: doing wut
(16:46)metampsychotic: sorry, i shouldn't have assumed :(
(16:47)SonjaOfTheMoon: No, it
(16:47)SonjaOfTheMoon: ...well, you're right >_>
(16:47)SonjaOfTheMoon: This really hasn't been my best day ever.
(16:48)metampsychotic: you got a job!!!
(16:48)SonjaOfTheMoon: Ahaha, okay, true. This hasn't been my last, uh
/channel stat -time
System: You have been in channel #moon-butt for the past #31 minutes.
(16:48)SonjaOfTheMoon: half an hour ever.
(16:48)SonjaOfTheMoon: meta, I- I don't know if I can do that.
(16:49)metampsychotic: :(
(16:50)metampsychotic: butbutbut
(16:50)metampsychotic: shipping :(
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[Unichat auxiliary records --]
Xenocartographer (Official Note): GUYS! GUYSGUYSGUYS. Okay, so, argylefox decided to draw some FRIGGIN AMAZING FANART of Sonja. And then my girlfriend decided she wasn't going to be outdone. I HAVE FANART, PEOPLE. I FEEL SO FRIGGIN LEGIT, OK?
Seabiscuit: "duede how much years have we been friend" Oh gosh I love Pwnz so much even though his typing makes my brain itch.:D Pfft- The bits with Sonja trying to reply to two people at once is such a nice touch. I know that pain. Also omfg that irregardlessfully drop hahahahah edit delete reply
superSalad: i guess at this point in the space future theyve just accepted irregardless as a proper word? they live at the moon, but at what cost? edit delete reply
Catalystyc: Depleted bone structure, probably :) edit delete reply
pyndragon: Definitely not worth it. edit delete reply
Catalystyc: Don't worry, Sonja. Believe it or not, guys are usually lying when they say it was just a passing thought.
Also, I love that fanart, biscuit (forgive the informality, Sea). Very clever. I would venture to add, Theo, The Chariot, and Bulwark, Strength?

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Seabiscuit: Hahaha, thank you very much! Ah- Those definitely sound like they'd fit, yes.;) It was sooo tempting to make the lovers Pwnz and Sonja just to troll Xeno! edit delete reply
Catalystyc: I would love to see his reaction to that, but don't destroy his mind until he finishes the story :) edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: Unichat would censor most of it. Your author is something of a pottymouth, I'm afraid. edit delete reply
Dellis: Sonja is hands down my favourite character right now.

Poor one. I feel for her. edit delete reply
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