(12:34)BBC_Official: We’re here with GodsOfOlympus, creator of Unichat. It’s good to have you here, Mr. Olympus.
(12:34)GodsOfOlympus: Please, Mr. Olympus was my father. Call me Gods.
(12:35)BBC_Official: Well, alright, Gods. Unichat has recently enjoyed a meteoric rise to prominence as the world’s leading chat service, but with it comes controversy. Some people have remarked that Unichat has an effective monopoly over the post-war social media market, and concerns have been raised about the privacy of its users. What is your response to this controversy?
(12:35)GodsOfOlympus: Well, I’d just like to say that our users can rest assured that UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE, Unichat is quite trustworthy. We will never deceive our users or betray them, or use information that was SHARED IN CONFIDENCE against them. Because that would be a really [censored]y thing to do, wouldn’t it, ASHLEY? Our users can rest easy knowing that UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE, we will never lie to them or break their heart LIKE A CRUEL, SELFISH [censored]!
(12:37)BBC_Official: ...Um, well, looks like that’s all we have time for today! Thanks for talking to us, Gods!