/message EntropicPhantom Presumably you were referring to us when you mentioned your "mystical friends"? The ones who seem to just appear and disappear at random, know things they shouldn't, and make a lot of dated 2010s pop-culture references?
/message EntropicPhantom Some of your friends have met me, but I don't think we've been personally introduced. I'm Arbiter. The sweary purple one, if that rings any bells.
(12:03)System: Incoming private message from EntropicPhantom: You know, the last person who set off Sonja's scanner like this didn't even have a username.
(12:04)System: Incoming private message from EntropicPhantom: Well, we're all in this bizarro surreal boat together, right? I'm going to assume that until proven otherwise, at least.
/message reply Mhm.
/message reply I can't speak for everyone, since Xeno's a mysterious [censored]hole, Delta's an inscrutable weirdo, and there's a bunch of us who may or may not even still be active, but a good portion of us are on your side.
/message reply Personally, I'm on the side of non-evil-take-over-the-world types. Which, seemingly by process of elimination, means you. Congratulations on being a decent fucking human being! :)