(13:40)System: User Admiral Pancake is joining #legitimate-offer-cave. (13:41)bloodshoes: purged what i could, sent takedown requests for the rest (13:41)bloodshoes: all the private [censored]'s gone (13:43)bloodshoes: set up Bulwark to take the fall for the viruses System: Incoming private message from user silentconspirator
/message reply Report!
(13:45)Admiral Pancake: Your performance has been more than exemplary. I believe I owe you a raise.
/message reply Report, [censored] it!
System: Incoming private message from user silentconspirator
/message reply Hurry up! I can't keep this idiot talking forever!
(13:48)bloodshoes: this means a lot to me, you know? System: Incoming private message from user silentconspirator
/message reply FINALLY! Took you long enough!
(13:50)Admiral Pancake: See, I... was keeping you talking while I screwed you over. (13:50)Admiral Pancake: You're about to be charged with child pornography. Over the course of the investigation, the prosecution will discover records of many illicet business dealings... and attempts to frame an honest philanthropist, namely myself, for them. (13:51)Admiral Pancake: Please understand I take no pleasure from this. I did not wish for our relationship to end this way. But someone has to take the fall, and I'm too important. (13:51)Admiral Pancake: If it's any consolation, my agents in the court system will protect you from the worst.
/message reply On my way.
System: User bloodshoes has been BANNED (reason given: law enforcement compliance).