(12:12)Seabiscuit: Hey Rasputin!! Check out what everyone's favorite breakfast douche is up to...
(12:12)Seabiscuit: Woah, douche isn't censored?
(12:14)__RSPTN__: Why would it be?
(12:14)Seabiscuit: Cos swear!
(12:14)__RSPTN__: I suppose they decided the technical use was common enough to let it through. Anyway, I realized something last night.
(12:15)__RSPTN__: Strictly speaking, biscuits aren't that unlike pancakes.
(12:15)Seabiscuit: I'm not of world dominate!
(12:16)__RSPTN__: Oh, neither's Eugene. :P It's just a funny observation, nothing serious. What's up?
(12:19)__RSPTN__: Iiiiiinteresting. :)
(12:19)__RSPTN__: So the waffle villain has a backup base in Nevada? Well, several, it sounds like.
(12:19)Seabiscuit: Yeah D:
(12:20)Seabiscuit: And it sounds like he's getting everything set up again...
(12:21)__RSPTN__: I've heard a certain space wizard has reason to disapprove of him. Perhaps she should see this information?
(12:23)__RSPTN__: Would you mind if I were to forward it? I wouldn't mind her coming to see me in a favorable light. And we are, after all, on the same side, more or less.
(12:23)Seabiscuit: W- wait
(12:24)Seabiscuit: More or less? D:
(12:24)__RSPTN__: Ah, haven't you heard? Delta asked me to assist in Pancake's attack on Australia. Given that I am hardly one to pass up political capital with mysterious extradimensional forces, I, of course, agreed.
(12:25)Seabiscuit: C- can you change your mind? D:
(12:26)__RSPTN__: I'm afraid not. Like a shatterpoint, I am always true.
(12:26)__RSPTN__: But they have not requested shatterpoint protection on the attack, so I have not granted it. Given adequate preparation, the attack could be defeated.
(12:27)Seabiscuit: y- yeah
(12:27)Seabiscuit: that's fair...
(12:28)__RSPTN__: You don't sound convinced.
(12:28)Seabiscuit: You promised to nuke billions of people!
(12:28)__RSPTN__: The population of Australia is scarcely 20 million.
(12:29)Seabiscuit: That doesn't make it any better! D:
(12:29)__RSPTN__: Doesn't it? It makes it, at the very least, just shy of two billion people better.
(12:30)Seabiscuit: Why? D: I thought you were a good guy!
(12:30)__RSPTN__: Aren't I a member of the chess club? Of course I'm going to make sacrifices to advance my plans, my equestrian friend.
(12:30)Seabiscuit: It's after the actual food, gosh
(12:30)Seabiscuit: A- and 20 billion people is a little more than a game of chess, mister!
(12:31)__RSPTN__: Twenty million.
(12:31)__RSPTN__: I've already made my move. What's yours?
(12:33)Seabiscuit: D- don't act so coy! D: You're only doing what Delta tells you! If you went to a chess tournament and listened to someone tell you how to play you'd get kicked out!
(12:33)__RSPTN__: How fortunate this metaphorical tournament has no rules.
(12:36)__RSPTN__: Well, that's that out of the way.
(12:36)ThatOneVampChick: You talked with Arbiter?
(12:36)__RSPTN__: One of his lieutenants, actually, but she should suffice. Let's advance to stage 3.
/message SonjaOfTheMoon The rumors you are about to hear about me are true. My reasons are my own.