(13:38)Bulwark: How the fuçk did you know that?
(13:39)Bulwark: Then get talking.
(09:01)pwnz0rz: now what
(09:02)Admiral Pancake: You're going to play a game.
(09:02)pwnz0rz: whatever you say
(09:03)Admiral Pancake: You'll see an old-school choose-your-own-adventure game. Click links to guide your avatar through the game world. You'll get a sense of how it works after that.
(09:03)Admiral Pancake: Once you've completed the game, you'll be prompted for a password. If you think you know it, enter it. Otherwise... guess.
(13:43)Bulwark: Okay, that's all very weird, but forced how?
(13:45)Bulwark: Hold up.
(13:45)Bulwark: No, that wasn't the question.
(13:45)Bulwark: Eugene Pancake, international philanothropist, kidnapped your friend to make your other friend play a video game about time travel?
(13:45)Bulwark: I'm having a hard time believing this.
(13:45)Bulwark: It's not that hard to find out if you know where to look.
(13:46)Bulwark: I've mentioned that to Luke.
(13:53)Bulwark: And then what happened?
Reluctantly, you board the school bus. Erwin scrambles after you before Hannah picks him up and makes soothing noises.
The school bus explodes. Blood oozes from where your legs used to be as you black out.
(09:13)Admiral Pancake: Welcome back. Now take a guess.
(09:13)pwnz0rz: dude ifdk
(09:13)Admiral Pancake: Take a guess. It is essential to my objectives and your friend's continued existence that you submit the bloody form.