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[Unichat log --]

(10:22)SecundaSonja: Well, the first thing that jumps out at me is describing the conversation as "chronologically impossible".

(10:22)SonjaOfTheMoon: Agreed.

(10:22)pwnz0rz: im gone 2 findmeta

(10:23)FelisKitty: Which begs the question of what that means.

(10:25)EntropicPhantom: Hmm. Yeah.

(10:26)EntropicPhantom: I'm trying to compare the two logs. meta seemed to have a better handle on this stuff in the first one.

(10:25)FelisKitty: What do you mean?

(10:26)EntropicPhantom: Like, she guessed where her dad was going with things in the first log that she didn't in the second.

(10:26)FelisKitty: Ooohhhh.

(10:27)FelisKitty: First as in posted first, not as in happened first.

(10:27)EntropicPhantom: If it's a timeline merge, neither would have happened before the other... I think.

(10:28)SonjaOfTheMoon: Right, in the interests of maintaining everyone's sanity, I'm calling them "the schizophrenia log" and "the Gaia log".

(10:28)EntropicPhantom: Good idea.

(10:30)FelisKitty: I think I'm not getting metatime...

(10:31)FelisKitty: Regardless, Meta in "the schizophrenia log" seems to be at least partially aware of things that happened in "the Gaia log".

(10:31)FelisKitty: That's what I meant by "happened first".

(10:32)EntropicPhantom: Yeah, she does.

(10:33)SonjaOfTheMoon: When Luke's described timeline merges, he's made it out like people after the merge have partial memory of both versions of events. Which... hmm.

(10:34)FelisKitty: He's done this before?

(10:34)SonjaOfTheMoon: He will have done it at some point in the future, and - somehow - got into an argument with himself a few weeks ago in which his future self described it. [censored] verb tenses.

(10:34)EntropicPhantom: Unless "future Luke" is in another timeline, in the metapresent.

(10:34)FelisKitty: And there is is.

(10:34)EntropicPhantom: Here, I'll diagram it.

(10:35)FelisKitty: No, that's alright, I just need to think it trough.

(10:35)FelisKitty: But. Question.

(10:35)FelisKitty: If it's a merge, aren't we missing a log?

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[Unichat log --]

(??:??)pwnz1ng: eujean

(12:34)Admiral Pancake: Yes?

(??:??)pwnz1ng: ican explan you a thimg now

(??:??)pwnz1ng: rememember whay back when, me and pwz2 were so scared abuot ur mission 2 ep's school

(12:35)Admiral Pancake: Yes.

(??:??)pwnz1ng: i realzed ([censored] it was happening ) that it leads to pwnz0 betraygni you ater ur recruitmant attept

(??:??)pwnz1ng: like just happened

(12:37)Admiral Pancake: And you didn't mention this sooner because...

(??:??)pwnz1ng: pwnz0 becoming time travler furthers my plans better than u do

(??:??)pwnz1ng: srry

/block Admiral Pancake

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[Unichat auxiliary records --]
Xenocartographer: So my first attempt to upload this page somehow knocked the entire site offline. I blame Pancake. edit delete reply
Seabiscuit: "/block Admiral Pancake"



DAAAYUMN, HE LOST ANOTHER MINION
I'm gonna miss the little chats he had with him and the other Pwnz edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: > minion
pwnz is now a yellow nuisance with goggles and smallness edit delete reply
LightBringer: Well, it looks like someone got (ehem) pwnzed. edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: Fuck your pun with the duty of a thousand universes, sir! edit delete reply
LightBringer: Awe, I love you too! <3 edit delete reply
Stimson: Damn this is cool. When this whole story is done, you could make a book out of it! (Or would an eBook be more appropriate?) edit delete reply
Seabiscuit: Bwahahaha I tease Xeno about doing this all the time


I don't think it'd be possible tho with all the weird things like user profiles and passwords and stuff :( edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: Aww, thanks!!

I don't think Unichat would work too well as a book, but I have had dreams where it became a live-action film. It was weird. edit delete reply
Steve the Mew hunter: Something is happening here, and I don't know if anyone's noticing it over Pancake getting wrecked... I'm still trying to figure out what it is, and I'll get back to ya'll if and when I do. edit delete reply
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