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[Unichat log --]

(09:34)EntropicPhantom: That is a very good question, Sonja. What is your mysterious plan for solving our overwhelming information shortage?

(09:34)SonjaOfTheMoon: I don't have one.

(09:34)EntropicPhantom: Oh.

(09:35)EntropicPhantom: Dang.

(09:36)FelisKitty: Why aren't we leveraging meta's dad?

(09:37)metampsychotic: he promised he'd get back to me on something about pancake and etamnanki once luke explained time travel to me

(09:37)metampsychotic: which i guess has already happened??? hmm.

(09:37)metampsychotic: sec!

(09:39)metampsychotic: here you go!

(09:45)SonjaOfTheMoon: Well, that was odd. It's like he promised to explain things, but then explained completely different things.

(09:46)metampsychotic: what?

(09:46)SonjaOfTheMoon: It's right there in the log. He started talking about Gaia, then the conversation took a hard left into family history.

(09:47)EntropicPhantom: I thought this was supposed to be related to Pancake. Did you send the wrong log?

(09:47)metampsychotic: uhm, guys

(09:47)metampsychotic: this isn't funny

(09:49)metampsychotic: oh

(09:50)metampsychotic: wait

(09:50)metampsychotic: why'd i think he mentioned pancake??

(09:51)metampsychotic: wait

(09:51)metampsychotic: mom was... what

(09:52)metampsychotic: WHAT THE F-U-C-K????????

(09:53)System: User pwnz0rz is joining #moon-butt.

(09:53)pwnz0rz: so pnacnake is ofificially crazzier that the gold anarchy dude

(09:53)pwnz0rz: u would not BELEIF the day ive have

(09:54)metampsychotic: join the club >_>

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[Unichat auxiliary records --]
Xenocartographer (Official Note): Because I have a headache, and misery loves company.
Seabiscuit: Aw gosh, she DROWNED? And SABOTAGE? I hope we find out who, so we can, y'know. Have a little chat with them. Real peaceful like.

Oh gosh tho. He's sending her to VAMPIRE??
...I'm nervous but also intrigued by the idea of the kids meeting Vampire.

MrE further cements himself as best dad edit delete reply
Xylas_Incarnum: Gotta love it when casually dropped bombs explode on the second reading. .... can't quite place if it's more amusing for it to happen like this or at the last second before something. edit delete reply
Arbiter: So what is this, the result of a timeline merge? In one timeline Kouris Jr and Sr talk about Gaia and Etamnanki, and in the other one they talk about meta's mom, then after the merge the log of the second one continues to exist but meta maintains her memories of the first one. Is that anywhere close to the truth?

I'm not sure why the second conversation is supposed to be "chronologically impossible", though. meta isn't supposed to mention Captain Koreaboo to her dad yet? And he knows this for the same reason he knows that Luke's about to tell her about time travel (whatever that is)? I hope that hearing what Luke has to say will clear some of this up, but if reading this comic has taught me anything then it probably won't.

Also, from the little we've been told about her I really like meta's mom as a character, she reminds me of some people who mean a lot to me in real life. I hope we find out more about her, she's too interesting to not be important. edit delete reply
Steve the Mew hunter: Hey, out of curiosity, you ever try out that music program I told you about a while back? edit delete reply
Arbiter: I haven't had time to make much music lately, I've been working pretty much constantly. But I really want to check it out once I get a bit more time. :) edit delete reply
Steve the Mew hunter: Well... if you ever get the time, perhaps we could colab some sweet beats, ye? edit delete reply
Arbiter: Oh fuck yeah, dude! PM me about that around the end of August, we'll arrange something. edit delete reply
Steve the Mew hunter: I'll try and remember! edit delete reply
SansTheComic: here we go :D edit delete reply
Xylas_Incarnum: /auth TheDerangedOne
/message Unum_Relicuum It never ceases to amaze me how you rank amateurs keep thinking the most probable/common future (or futures that look more or less the same, so much so that the differences between them are largely academic) is THE Future. Besides, humanity's one of the handful of races where they can go and sucker punch fate for a previously unforeseen outcome.

It's an inborn trait. Underutilized in my opinion but that's what a lack of hardship does to fighting reflexes and instincts.
... Though considering how humanity's subverting fate trait only really thrives in those far east cultivation centered multiverses it's rather hit and miss on if it's a good thing anyways. edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: I'm sending you a PM about this. edit delete reply
Temp Shoulder Angel: /message SansTheComic Hey want some help with the whole helping out Erica thing? I'm kind of maybe assuming you'll say yes since I'm going to do that before you get a chance to respond.

/message metampsychotic
Hello! I'm one of the mysterious people outside your universe that know things we shouldn't. I hope this goes through correctly. The reason that you thought you were talking about Pancake in that conversation? That used to be the way that conversation went. I think you're hurting for information right now? Information is one of the only things I can do. Ask me anything and I I'll try to answer. If I don't know the answer I'll look for the answer. Your friends can ask questions through you too. edit delete reply
SansTheComic: tbh, i was kinda assuming meta would figure it out themself after pwnz told her about the whole timetravel thing. edit delete reply
Temp Shoulder Angel: Shrug
I try things, some times they even help. edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: No, sending her the original log is an insightful response. Well done. edit delete reply
Temp Shoulder Angel: Thanks! I try to be helpful. edit delete reply
Temp Shoulder Angel: Hey Xeno the word belief is spelt wrong in the title. edit delete reply
SansTheComic: no, it isn't. edit delete reply
Temp Shoulder Angel: ...I am an idiot. edit delete reply
Arbiter: Happens to the best of us. edit delete reply
Steve the Mew hunter: Am I missing something? edit delete reply
Arbiter: beleif - verb - to acknoweldge smoething as true
"u would not BELEIF the day ive had"

It's right there in the pwnz0rz dictionary, I don't know what to tell you. edit delete reply
Seabiscuit: Bwahahaha I wouldn't be surprised if it was misspelled on purpose ('Cause Pwnz) edit delete reply
pwnz0rz: you cnant juts mak fun off some1s tyops, u dork edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: Sincerity mode: Non-canon silliness. edit delete reply
Temp Shoulder Angel: I wasn't making fun of them I just thought that it was missed. I was trying to point it out to help. Just wondering, but how did you get over here anyways? edit delete reply
Seabiscuit: Bwahaha, sometimes Xeno feels like trolling and has one of them post a comment
AFAIK it's not like canon or anything though just silliness edit delete reply
Pixelknight: Quite the situation has arisen so far.
But i'm not sure which side to go for...
Well, just like Aaron Burr used to say.
"Wait for it." edit delete reply
Pixelknight: All this talk about history makes me wonder why no one asked for a "Major events" list from like. The 20th century all the way to present day.

But then again. I guess that's a mercy for Xenocartographer. Since he doesn't have to make any overly complicated timeline world building straight away. edit delete reply
Seabiscuit: -snerk-

No mercy for the Cruel Mapmakerā„¢, let's start spamming the kids with world building lore questions, then they have to answer us! edit delete reply
FallenLeaves: I messaged MrE a few weeks ago to ask about the current geopolitical situation, which would involve somewhat answering that question. We'll see how much Xeno wants to tell me. No harm in asking another source, though. edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: She. You're welcome to try, but you're right about the real-life considerations. edit delete reply
SansTheComic: why is this the first one now what the hell is happening xeno help edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: ...

I have no idea.

EDIT: The timestamp was in 1999 for some reason...? edit delete reply
Arbiter: Only nineties kids will remember Unichat page 163. edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: For a comic about time travel, that's pretty fitting. :) edit delete reply