(11:34)Arbiter: What's the matter?
/message reply i was worried it would be something difficult, but he just wanted me to look after meta.
(11:36)Arbiter: Watch over a 20-something who's close friends with a bunch of other 20-somethings with superpowers, who doesn't have superpowers herself, and is planning a war against the forces that secretly run the world? You're right, that's not difficult at all. Especially if we send to her to Australia, which is definitely not a soon-to-be irraded hive of kangaroos and dropbears!
/message reply ...what's so bad about a kangaroo?
(11:37)Arbiter: Nothing, aside from being the marsupial equivalent of John "Chuck Norris" Cena.
/message reply ...
/message reply hey, can you or Delta make an alt and message Stargazer to try and trick them into replying? apparently it might mess with whatever xeno's doing.
(11:39)Arbiter: Can anyone make Delta do much of anything? I'll come up with something.
(11:39)((Delta)): Happy to help! Your request is already under way... just give me some time - this is a delicate process when they read all the same things you can, after all!
(11:40)SansTheComic: god dammit.
(11:41)SansTheComic: that was supposed to be a pm. nvm.
(11:42)MrE: One of those days, huh?
(12:49)OITHEOI: What is it?
(12:49)ItsDuckKingKarl: Yeah, it's what I thought
(12:49)ItsDuckKingKarl: Someone's using a server in our universe to relay messages between two others
(12:49)ItsDuckKingKarl: I'm not sure why
(12:50)OITHEOI: Pancake? It could be a trap.
(12:50)ItsDuckKingKarl: No, it doesn't smell like Pancake
(12:50)ItsDuckKingKarl: If you'll pardon the inexact expression
(12:50)ItsDuckKingKarl: I don't think he's aware of it, either
(12:50)ItsDuckKingKarl: The signature is subtle and I don't think he's got any advanced AIs monitoring for anomalies
(12:51)OITHEOI: Hmm. If so, tracking it might do well to ingratiate ourselves to him.
(12:51)OITHEOI: Take a closer look.
(12:51)ItsDuckKingKarl: On it
/message SansTheComic Well, let’s see... The objective is to make noise, right? I have an idea.
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(13:00)Unum_Relicuum: A profoundly unclear question, and right at the heart of the matter. I had hoped...
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(13:12)ItsDuckKingKarl: This is weird
(13:12)ItsDuckKingKarl: It's almost like...
(13:12)ItsDuckKingKarl: It's not just a transmission going through the universe
(13:12)ItsDuckKingKarl: It looked like that at first, but only because of some other ambient transmissions
(13:12)ItsDuckKingKarl: When I got close enough to resolve them I figured out what's really going on
(13:12)ItsDuckKingKarl: Someone's transmitting from a host outside this universe to an unspecified destination host
(13:12)ItsDuckKingKarl: Its a transmission with only one endpoint
(13:12)ItsDuckKingKarl: Like someone's probing for something and they're not sure where to find it
(13:13)OITHEOI: Do you have any idea who?
(13:13)ItsDuckKingKarl: I could look at the local server
(13:13)ItsDuckKingKarl: Assuming Pancake doesn't control it (but even then, it's easy enough to play it off as being concerned)
(13:14)OITHEOI: Do it.
(13:20)ItsDuckKingKarl: It's a Unichat node
(13:20)ItsDuckKingKarl: I was able to retrieve a username
(13:21)OITHEOI: I have absolutely no idea who this is.
(13:21)ItsDuckKingKarl: Me neither
(13:22)ItsDuckKingKarl: Nor me (this is Karl)
(13:22)ItsDuckKingKarl: This just gets better and better, doesn't it
(13:22)OITHEOI: Duckbot, pull out. We need to convene and make sense of this.