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[Unichat log --]
(01:17)OITHEOI: WILL YOU STOP BEEPING AT ME?! MY [censored] PHONE FELL OFF MY NIGHTSTAND FROM ALL THE VIBRATION!!!
(01:17)OITHEOI: IT IS ONE O'CLOCK IN THE BLOODY MORNING!
(01:18)ItsDuckKingKarl: Sorry
(01:18)ItsDuckKingKarl: I can't do phones and your fiance is trying to pry secrets out of Kouri
(01:19)OITHEOI: Duckbot?
(01:19)ItsDuckKingKarl: Yes
(01:22)OITHEOI: I don't know if you know this, but there's a thing humans have to do called "sleep". You interrupted mine, and I'm going back to it.
/beep --at_user=OITHEOI
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(01:25)OITHEOI: FOR [censored]'S SAKE!!!!!
(01:26)ItsDuckKingKarl: Panak crashed his space station
(01:26)ItsDuckKingKarl: I thought you'd want to know.
(01:28)OITHEOI: Oh.
(01:30)OITHEOI: There's a thing humans can use as an alternative to sleep. It's called "coffee", but it takes a few minutes to get ready.
(01:30)ItsDuckKingKarl: I know what coffee is
(01:31)OITHEOI: Right.
(01:31)OITHEOI: I'll be right back.
System: OITHEOI has been idle for 10 minutes - setting status to AWAY.
(01:45)System: User OITHEOI is now ACTIVE.
(01:45)ItsDuckKingKarl: How's the coffee?
(01:46)OITHEOI: Bitter. Without Karl around, I never know how much to put in.
(01:46)ItsDuckKingKarl: Aww
(01:46)OITHEOI: But it has caffeine. On that note,
(01:46)OITHEOI: What happened?!
(01:46)ItsDuckKingKarl: Panak sunk his space station
(01:46)ItsDuckKingKarl: I reckon its not quite his best day ever
(01:47)OITHEOI: H-
(01:47)OITHEOI: How?!
(01:47)ItsDuckKingKarl: Dunno
(01:47)ItsDuckKingKarl: Sabotage probably
(01:48)OITHEOI: You sound so much like him...
(01:48)ItsDuckKingKarl: I don't have personality data from anyone else
(01:48)ItsDuckKingKarl: That's why you needed Sonja, remember?
(01:48)OITHEOI: Well, yes. It's still impressive.
(01:48)ItsDuckKingKarl: We'll diverge over time, but I think we're getting off topic
(01:49)OITHEOI: Right. *cough*
(01:50)OITHEOI: So! Someone killed the Griddle! Who? Why? How? And what ramifications does that have for his space voodoo?
(01:51)ItsDuckKingKarl: Don't know
(01:51)ItsDuckKingKarl: Don't know
(01:51)ItsDuckKingKarl: A massive [censored] explosion on the spaceward side
(01:51)ItsDuckKingKarl: And that depends
(01:52)OITHEOI: Oh, god. You meant crashed as in...
(01:52)ItsDuckKingKarl: Yeah
(01:52)ItsDuckKingKarl: It landed in Nevada though
(01:53)ItsDuckKingKarl: The only people who could have been hurt were the ones aboard
(01:53)ItsDuckKingKarl: (And I wouldn't bet on any survivors making it to retirement age)
(01:53)ItsDuckKingKarl: TBH I don't even know if Panak's alive yet, but I could find out
(01:54)OITHEOI: How?
(01:54)ItsDuckKingKarl: Unichat
(01:54)OITHEOI: Do it.
(01:54)ItsDuckKingKarl: Okay
/query Admiral Pancake

(01:54)System: Initiating private chat with active user Admiral Pancake.
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(01:54)ItsDuckKingKarl: I heard the news
(01:54)ItsDuckKingKarl: What's your status
(01:55)Admiral Pancake: Alive, if that's what your asking.
(01:55)Admiral Pancake: I may have to take you up on your offer.
/message OITHEOI He's alive, he still has space voodoo, and I'm about to infiltrate it
/message OITHEOI Wish me luck
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[Unichat auxiliary records --]
Xenocartographer (Official Note): Sorry I'm late with this one, I was distracted running roughshod over a fictional economy. Woops.
Seabiscuit: -snerk-

Space voodoo.



Gosh, Theo is in rare form today! Hilarious rage, adorable Karl missing, and shock/excitement (?) over the Griddles destruction...~


I guess Rasputin didn't clue Theo in much, regarding Sonja's escape.:D
(Wait, does Theo know Sonja is of free? I mean she did PM him but idk if he got it yet, I wonder if he wonders how she got out if he didn't know about the crash... ) edit delete reply
Arbiter: Oh, hey, Fury Points! Yet another cool feature of this website for me to have no clue how to use, and mostly end up ignoring entirely. I~N~T~E~R~A~C~T~I~V~I~T~Y edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: Haha, it's just an April fool's thing D: edit delete reply
Seabiscuit: Within the first 15 minutes of the event going live, Xeno put her plan into action and made a script to mine for Fury coins, and she became the first billionaire on the site
Then she shared the wealth with me and mined using Xenobot as well and all three of us were on the leaderboard


Xeno basically became a CF villain


She's not only a villain in unichat omg edit delete reply
Arbiter: Holy shit, that actually kicks ass. I take back any sarcasm I initially displayed about this, the whole thing is now completely legendary in my opinion. edit delete reply
CONNECT 1200: Moar voodoo for Baron Samedi! edit delete reply
Pyre Light: So Kouri is MrE, right? Is Karl with him physically now? edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: Yes and yes. They (meaning Karl and Theo) respect that he's old and retired, though, so nothing unpleasant will happen as a result. edit delete reply
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