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[Unichat log --]
(23:55)System: User SonjaOfTheMoon has connected.
(23:55)System: User SonjaOfTheMoon is joining #moon-butt.
(23:55)SonjaOfTheMoon: Well, that was interesting. Also, I've deplaned.
(23:55)EntropicPhantom: SONJA!
(23:56)SonjaOfTheMoon: ALEX!
(23:56)SonjaOfTheMoon: Right. I called a taxi on the way down, but it looks like it's going to be about twenty minutes before it shows up. Apparently there's a con in town, so public transit is swamped with cosplayers.
(23:56)SonjaOfTheMoon: Gods, they look cool.
(23:57)EntropicPhantom: Uh, yeah. I'm sorry, I should have warned you. :(
(23:57)SonjaOfTheMoon: Strictly speaking, you didn't know I was coming until after I'd sunk a space station, and by that point, we had bigger things on our minds.
(23:58)EntropicPhantom: I mean, I had not being murdered on mine...
(23:58)SonjaOfTheMoon: So you can stop apologizing. Goodness.
(23:59)EntropicPhantom: Sonja, do you think that appearing on campus right after a teacher got murdered might not be the best idea?
(01:01)SonjaOfTheMoon: [censored].
(01:01)SonjaOfTheMoon: That's a problem.
(01:01)EntropicPhantom: Y- yeah
(01:02)EntropicPhantom: And that aside, what're we going to say to Felicity?
(01:02)EntropicPhantom: "Hi, this is my girlfriend from space! She killed a couple dozen people and hacked reality to become a wizard, so you definitely don't need to be worried!
(01:03)SonjaOfTheMoon: Heh. I was thinking I'd pose as your cousin.
(01:03)EntropicPhantom: ...
(01:04)EntropicPhantom: ...............
(01:04)SonjaOfTheMoon: ...?
(01:05)EntropicPhantom: Sonja, I'm black!
(01:08)SonjaOfTheMoon: ...
(01:08)SonjaOfTheMoon: Ah, hell.
(01:10)EntropicPhantom: Right. I'm going to grab the others. Four heads are better than two.
/invite pwnz0rz
/invite metampsychotic
(01:12)System: User metampsychotic is joining #moon-butt.
(01:12)metampsychotic: hey ep!
(01:12)metampsychotic: OH MY G-D
(01:12)metampsychotic: sonjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*(01:12)metampsychotic hug!!!*
(01:13)SonjaOfTheMoon: So we've got a problem. I've been gone... because Pancake kidnapped me... and I escaped, and now I need somewhere to hide.
(01:14)metampsychotic: yup!
(01:15)SonjaOfTheMoon: What?
(01:15)metampsychotic: hehe
(01:15)metampsychotic: well, i was talking to my dad
(01:16)metampsychotic: and in the future, luke tells me that he's learned to time travel, which i... somehow end up telling dad in the past
(01:16)metampsychotic: when luke and i talk about it, i tell him that i already know, so he figures out that stable time loops are possible, and infodumps some stuff at past me
(01:17)metampsychotic: or something like that! it's a little bit confusing
(01:19)EntropicPhantom: A "little bit"?!
(01:19)SonjaOfTheMoon: My brain hurts...
(01:19)metampsychotic: hehe
(01:20)metampsychotic: anyway, he's doing some practice with pancake about it, and when you freak out that he's working with the enemy, he tells me to tell you to "chiil out, im totloly betraying this dork in his stubid red but", so
(01:21)SonjaOfTheMoon: But... by telling us this, don't you stop yourself from ever having that conversation in the first place?
(01:22)metampsychotic: good point
(01:22)metampsychotic: i guess i'll have to make a point of having it anyway! paradoxes seem like a bad thing, even if they're little ones
(01:23)EntropicPhantom: Oh, God, can this night get any...
(01:24)EntropicPhantom: Y'know, I'm just going to not tempt fate.
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[Unichat auxiliary records --]
Xenocartographer (Official Note): Sorry about the delay getting this one up! D:
Arbiter: I love how Team Moon Butt continue to be super relatable despite 50% of them being Etamnanki hackwizards. They can blow up a satellite and pwnz tiem, but they still can’t spell correctly or plan their events and I relate to that on a spiritual level. edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: Haha, thanks ;^; edit delete reply
Seabiscuit: -snerk-


Right? I'm always telling Xeno this, that her characters feel so real and legit and junk but I'm sure she assumes bias edit delete reply
Steve the Mew hunter: I finally get caught up, and you guys have either saved the day, or are on the brink of certain doom. As much as I want to join the playground, SWEET CHEESES NO. I am not getting mixed up in that burrata. edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: You know you've made it big on CF when the old-timers start commenting. Hey, Steve! edit delete reply
Steve the Mew hunter: Oh, feta, this guy recognizes me. XD And do I really count? Like, sure I'm a vet here, but what of value did I make? edit delete reply
Steve the Mew hunter: Doin it for the luls, just here, because bored. I appreciate your appreciation tho. edit delete reply
FallenLeaves: Personally I'm still most worried about how she'll handle the gravity. Or will the space wizard powers deal with that? edit delete reply
CONNECT 1200: Me too. Carrying six times one's usual weight is no small task. Intel Chip Voodoo alone is not enough to reconfigure her body properly without some very serious education in anatomy and physiology. edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: Haha, "Intel chip voodoo"~

Well, this is going to get explained in a bit, but long-term moon base residents tend to wear weights to keep their muscle mass up. There will still be difficulties, but not as many as there'd be otherwise. edit delete reply
CONNECT 1200: Wait. A. Sec.


How does EP know Sonja isn't black as well? edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: Well, they've seen photos of each other. She wasn't unaware, just forgetful.

Sonja's mostly Russian, for the record, with some Spanish in the mix. edit delete reply
RavenZeroak: Well, this was if I recall correctly event that happened in old unichat ... so don't judge newer readers for not knowing edit delete reply
Arbiter: I don’t think Xeno was judging Connect, just answering him. edit delete reply
Steve the Mew hunter: I've been thinking about things... should we expect a return of the cat dimension in April? edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: I'm not sure, but probably not. It's not funny enough to be a running joke, IMO. edit delete reply
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