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[Unichat log --]
/message EntropicPhantom Hello, Alex. You're about to have some unexpected company. Prepare a cover story, and some contraception.

(22:34)System: User EntropicPhantom is initiating a private chat.
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(22:34)SonjaOfTheMoon: Oh, there you are!
(22:34)EntropicPhantom: SONJA
(22:34)SonjaOfTheMoon: Alex!
(22:34)EntropicPhantom: WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN I'VE BEEN WORRIED
(22:35)SonjaOfTheMoon: Rightly so, I'm afraid. Pancake kidnapped me.
(22:35)EntropicPhantom: WHAT?
(22:35)SonjaOfTheMoon: (Pssssssst, check your caps-lock key.)
(22:35)EntropicPhantom: Admiral Pancake? The philassthropist?
(22:36)SonjaOfTheMoon: I'm afraid so. I can't particularly fathom why, but he seems to have a vested interest in the three of us.
(22:36)SonjaOfTheMoon: You, me, and Luke.
(22:36)EntropicPhantom: Yeah, Luke mention-
(22:37)EntropicPhantom: I think I just figured something out! Hang on-
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[Unichat log --]
/query MatttheRA

(22:38)System: Initiating private chat with active user MatttheRA.
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(22:38)EntropicPhantom: Matt, I JUST got a PM from my girlfriend. She thinks Eugene Panak tried to kidnap her!
(22:38)EntropicPhantom: The timing's really suspicious.
(22:39)MatttheRA: Can she come to the RA office?
(22:39)EntropicPhantom: No, she doesn't live nearby.
(22:39)MatttheRA: Oh
(22:41)MatttheRA: Forward me her Unichat handle and someone will be in touch with her
(22:41)EntropicPhantom: SonjaOfTheMoon
(22:42)MatttheRA: Thanks
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[Unichat log --]
(22:43)EntropicPhantom: Back.
(22:43)SonjaOfTheMoon: What was that about?
(22:43)EntropicPhantom: My school got attacked by some [censored]s that murdered a professor.
(22:43)SonjaOfTheMoon: Holy [censored].
(22:43)EntropicPhantom: Exactly!
(22:44)EntropicPhantom: S- so, uhm
(22:44)EntropicPhantom: What's this about condoms?
(22:44)SonjaOfTheMoon: I'm on Earth. More specifically, I'm on a private jet owned by Theodore Oien, a business rival of Pancake's.
(22:44)SonjaOfTheMoon: And I'm going to need a place to hide.
(22:45)EntropicPhantom: what
(22:45)EntropicPhantom: How'd that happen?!
(22:48)SonjaOfTheMoon: Are you alone?
(22:48)EntropicPhantom: Felicity's in the shower.
(22:52)EntropicPhantom: Uhm
(22:52)EntropicPhantom: Sonja
(22:52)SonjaOfTheMoon: Hmm~?
(22:53)EntropicPhantom: This is going to sound really weird
(22:54)SonjaOfTheMoon: We're both nerds, Alex. Many things we say are.
(22:54)EntropicPhantom: N- not that kind of weird
(22:56)SonjaOfTheMoon: Well? I'm waiting!
(22:56)SonjaOfTheMoon: (Granted, I'm waiting in first class on a super-comfy airplane with caviar, but still.)
(23:00)EntropicPhantom: Do you have any idea why I'm not wearing pants?
(23:00)SonjaOfTheMoon: Were you before?
(23:00)EntropicPhantom: I- I hope so D:
(23:01)SonjaOfTheMoon: Well, either you're going insane, or they've been removed. Did you take your pants off?
(23:01)EntropicPhantom: NO
(23:01)EntropicPhantom: Sonja, wh- what's going on here?
(23:02)SonjaOfTheMoon: I'm a wizard now. Out of curiosity, did my scanner go off?
(23:02)EntropicPhantom: Y- yeah, it did
(23:03)EntropicPhantom: That...
(23:03)EntropicPhantom: I did not give you permission to strip me via magic!
(23:03)EntropicPhantom: Which isn't even real in the first place!
(23:07)SonjaOfTheMoon: Do you believe me now?
(23:08)EntropicPhantom: ...
(23:08)EntropicPhantom: If I say "yes", will you stop stealing my clothes?!
(23:08)SonjaOfTheMoon: Probably!
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[Unichat auxiliary records --]
Xenocartographer: Let the record state that I don't particularly condone this behavior. Sonja's on a(n understandable) power trip, but this isn't the sort of thing one should just do.

Not that EP particularly minds (well, he won't once he gets over the surprise). edit delete reply
Arbiter: Holy shit. She can do that from the plane while he’s hundreds of kilometres away from her?
There’s a very short list of people I’m not willing to mess with in this story, but Sonja just rocketed straight to the top of it. edit delete reply
Seabiscuit: Bwahaha! Crazy space wizard she may be, but Vampires mind control... edit delete reply
Wildcat: Sonja! Behave! XD edit delete reply
Seabiscuit: (Xeno says this isn't canon ;3) edit delete reply
Wildcat: I did a double take there edit delete reply
Wildcat: :O
Wizard edit delete reply
CONNECT 1200: Serves them right for letting guys from Intel design CPUs again. edit delete reply
Ravencorp: Hmm, is SecundaSonja around to maybe be the voice of not going crazy with power? edit delete reply
CONNECT 1200: Wow. UNICHAT's #98 on Top Web Comics. Up from #99 after I've voted. Feels nice to make a difference once in a while. edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: Haha, thanks~ Well, from my end, it's good to know people are actually noticing that button. edit delete reply
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