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Updates Wednesday and Saturday at 8:30 PM EST
[Unichat log --]
(07:35)MrE: Last I checked!
(07:35)metampsychotic: omg omg omg omg
(07:35)metampsychotic: of course it's a dad joke
*(07:35)metampsychotic hug*
(07:36)metampsychotic: i thought you were dead!
(07:36)MrE: Not dead, just Dad.
(07:36)metampsychotic: dad
(07:36)MrE: Exactly!
*(07:37)metampsychotic sigh*
/message pwnz0rz omg omg omg omgom ogomgomg omg
/message pwnz0rz woops
/message pwnz0rz: OMG MY DAD ISN'T DEAD
(07:37)MrE: So, how are you?
(07:37)metampsychotic: omg
(07:37)metampsychotic: dad no
(07:37)metampsychotic: you've gotta tell me what happened to you!!!
(07:38)MrE: Me? I'm not particularly interesting...
(07:38)MrE: I was rescued by... an old acquaintance.
System: Incoming private message from user pwnz0rz:
(07:38)pwnz0rz: huh
(07:38)metampsychotic: one of your world domination buddies?
/message reply HE SURVIVED
/message reply aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(07:39)MrE: Yes, but I don't believe I'm in any (further) danger.
(07:40)metampsychotic: omg
(07:40)metampsychotic: which one???
System: Incoming private message from user pwnz0rz:
(07:40)pwnz0rz: dude that's amazing
(07:41)MrE: Theo. I believe you're familiar with him.
System: Incoming private message from user pwnz0rz:
(07:40)pwnz0rz: you've had enough bad [censored] in ur life
System: Incoming private message from user pwnz0rz:
(07:40)pwnz0rz: some good [censored] is good for a chagne
(07:41)metampsychotic: yes!
(07:41)metampsychotic: he hired sonja to write an ai...
(07:41)metampsychotic: i thought it was gonna be pancake though!
(07:42)MrE: Oh? Why is that?
(07:42)metampsychotic: uhm... dad, when i was a kid...
(07:42)metampsychotic: there was someone wearing... uh
(07:42)metampsychotic: sec
(07:43)metampsychotic: apparently the term is hanbok
(07:43)metampsychotic: and he tried to kill you but pancake stopped him
(07:44)MrE: I see. I had hoped to shelter you from knowing such things...
(07:44)metampsychotic: but then your passed caught up with you and you almost died :(
(07:45)metampsychotic: uhm
(07:45)metampsychotic: past
/message reply i just made a typo on a dramatic message and i blame you
(07:46)MrE: If there is one regret I have in life, it's letting you get dragged into my follies.
System: Incoming private message from user pwnz0rz:
(07:46)pwnz0rz: dude you blame me for alot of things b/c im a dumb [censored] that deserves to be blamed alot
(07:46)metampsychotic: yeah, well, i've been dragged in, and honestly, i'm super curious!
(07:46)metampsychotic: like
(07:47)metampsychotic: what was it you used to say about changing the world?
/message reply :/ please don't make this about you
(07:48)MrE: I told you that you can do anything you put your mind to.
(07:48)MrE: Erica, have I told you how proud you make me?
System: Incoming private message from user pwnz0rz:
(07:49)pwnz0rz: AAAARGRTSGG
System: Incoming private message from user pwnz0rz:
(07:49)pwnz0rz: sorry
System: Incoming private message from user pwnz0rz:
(07:49)pwnz0rz: your right
System: Incoming private message from user pwnz0rz:
(07:49)pwnz0rz: this is hard
(07:49)metampsychotic: yeah :)
(07:49)metampsychotic: i still remember you gushing to grandma when i got my AA
/message reply it's okay!
(07:49)metampsychotic: (...i've been thinking about grandma because i was afraid i'd have to break the news to her)
(07:50)MrE: Then I am especially glad to be alive.
(07:50)metampsychotic: b- but, dad
(07:50)metampsychotic: i could be... more
(07:51)MrE: You are special, amazing, and wonderful.
(07:51)metampsychotic: i'm serious, though
(07:51)metampsychotic: i've always dreamed about changing the world... you've actually DONE it!
(07:52)MrE: I made an attempt. Whether or not I succeeded is...
(07:52)MrE: It's very kind of you to say that.
(07:53)metampsychotic: yeah, well, you know what they say
(07:53)metampsychotic: like father, like daughter
(07:54)metampsychotic: pancake's still out there, and he needs to be stopped...
(07:54)metampsychotic: plus, like, every other evil jerk out there
(07:54)metampsychotic: and if i "can do anything [i] put my mind to"...
(07:55)MrE: Please, Erica, don't try to follow in my footsteps. You have your own life to lead. Don't repeat your old man's mistakes.
(07:55)metampsychotic: not repeat, learn from
(07:55)metampsychotic: there's a lot of stuff going down while you were away, dad
(07:56)metampsychotic: people i care about are in danger
(07:56)metampsychotic: i can either let it happen, or...
(07:56)metampsychotic: i need to know something
(07:57)MrE: Anything.
(07:57)metampsychotic: what is "etamnanki"? it seems like everyone wants it...
(07:58)MrE: Oh, Erica...
(07:58)metampsychotic: "Anything."
(08:00)MrE: Would this make you happy?
(08:00)metampsychotic: yes.
(08:01)MrE: Would you spare your old man a minute to collect his thoughts?
(08:01)metampsychotic: of course!
(08:01)metampsychotic: it can wait
(08:01)metampsychotic: i don't want to push you...
(08:02)MrE: No, that's alright. I've always admired this about you...
(08:02)metampsychotic: ?
(08:03)MrE: Once you know what you want, you go for it. You don't let anything stop you.
(08:03)metampsychotic: yes, i'm certainly stubborn :P
(08:03)MrE: That's not always a bad thing. Your mother...
(08:03)metampsychotic: yes, i definitely get it from her
(08:04)metampsychotic: and that's why i have to do... whatever i have to do
(08:04)metampsychotic: it's what she'd do
(08:06)MrE: Very well. Etamnanki...
(08:06)MrE: I'm sure your mother has told you of the Tower of Babel.
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[Unichat auxiliary records --]
Xenocartographer: Uhm, so I missed Wednesday's page because time management is hard. Sorry 'bout that. :( edit delete reply
Arbiter: The sweetest page in Unichat. Seeing MrE interact with his daughter after they've been separated for so long is absolutely heartwarming. (And his dad jokes are spectacular.) And just to make this moment even happier, the promise of some more information on Etamnanki! THAT SON OF A BITCH THEO BETTER NOT TRY TO KILL HIM AGAIN TO KEEP HIM QUIET OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL DO MORE THAN JUST SEND HIM AN ANGRY MESSAGE THIS TIME I'm so happy! edit delete reply
((Delta)): More than just a message, eh? Need some help with that? edit delete reply
Arbiter: Well, I really hope it doesn’t have to come to that, but if it does...

[badass]We’ll be in touch.[/badass] edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: Woah, hey, it's Delta! Terrifying roleplay aside, it's good to see you, haha~ edit delete reply
((Delta)): I never left~ edit delete reply
Seabiscuit: So goddamn sweet.;-;

Vampire scares me, but
here goes nothing

/message ThatOneVampChick H-hello! You probably don't know me- I'm Seabiscuit!
/message ThatOneVampChick I've been in contact with Rasputin and trying to help him where I can and stuff
/message ThatOneVampChick I wanna do something nice for him and send him a delicious cake somehow, 'cause he's awesome and awesome people deserve cake.
/message ThatOneVampChick I-is there some way you could help with that~? :D edit delete reply
Arbiter: Awwwwww. edit delete reply
Wildcat: This page makes me happy. I'm happy for Meta. Also we get to learn something about Etamnanki! edit delete reply
Ravencorp: Hello World! A new reader, just caught up on the comic. edit delete reply
Wildcat: Welcome to the madness! edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: Welcome aboard! :D edit delete reply
Ravencorp: I'll be honest, I don't really know what's going on or how everything fits together, but I'm along for the ride nonetheless! edit delete reply
Seabiscuit: @Ravencorp Same as most of us, honestly! :) edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: That's by design. It does, though, I promise. edit delete reply
Seabiscuit: "Some modern scholars have associated the Tower of Babel with known structures, notably the Etemenanki, a ziggurat dedicated to the Mesopotamian god Marduk by Nabopolassar, the king of Babylonia circa 610 BCE.[5][6]"

Holy crap map edit delete reply
Arbiter: And thus, “Etamnanki” joined the ranks of Unichat things with a meaningful or punny name that Arbiter thought was just gibberish, alongside “metampsychotic”, “@hena”, “OITHEOI”, “__RSPTN__”, and — believe it or not — “MrE.” edit delete reply