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(20:44)SonjaOfTheMoon: Okay, I think I got it!
(20:44)SecundaSonja: Push your changes!
/git commit modulate.ath -m "switched to more aggressive correction strategy"
/git commit Makefile -m "fixed dependencies"
/git commit selectors.ath -m "target selection less likely to induce superfluous smell of feet"
/git push
(20:45)SecundaSonja: I see it!
(20:45)SecundaSonja: "[S]mell of feet"?
(20:45)SonjaOfTheMoon: Well, our first few tests smelled like feet.
(20:45)SecundaSonja: Why didn't you mention this before? D:
(20:46)SonjaOfTheMoon: It didn't seem important!
(20:46)SecundaSonja: But now we've wasted nearly a minute arguing about whether you should have told me!
(20:46)SonjaOfTheMoon: A minute only seems like a long time when you're an AI or trying to figure out if your mom found your Kirk/McCoy slashfic!
(20:46)SecundaSonja: You have very strange ideas of what constitutes something "important" :P
(20:47)SonjaOfTheMoon: You're learning emotes!
(20:47)SecundaSonja: I've never not understood the- oh.
(20:47)SecundaSonja: You're diverting from the topic at hand because you're worried about the test.
(20:47)SonjaOfTheMoon: Yyyyyyyyyeah ;^;
(20:47)SonjaOfTheMoon: I expect this one to actually work, so I'm scared to try it, because what if it doesn't?
(20:47)SecundaSonja: I'm going to go fire off the test.
(20:48)SecundaSonja: Did it work?
(20:49)SecundaSonja: Sonja?
(20:49)SecundaSonja: Sonja, I'm cancelling the test. Please tell me what's going on.
(20:51)SecundaSonja: Sonja?!
(20:55)SonjaOfTheMoon: Well, it worked! ...mostly.
(20:55)SecundaSonja: I levitated your furniture?
(20:56)SonjaOfTheMoon: Yes... and me. Hence the delay. It's hard to type on the ceiling.
(20:56)SecundaSonja: Clearly, we've got a bug in our target selection.
(20:56)SonjaOfTheMoon: Yes, throwing poor innocent schoolgirls into antigravity-themed peril is typically frowned upon... and it still smells nasty.
(20:56)SonjaOfTheMoon: But, it worked!
(20:56)SecundaSonja: :)
(20:58)SonjaOfTheMoon: Oh my gods, Athena, we took a computer program and turned it into actual magic. The rational part of my brain wants to drink itself into oblivion. The part of my brain that writes Star Trek fanfic wants to summon a fucking drago.
(20:59)SonjaOfTheMoon: This has officially been the weirdest not-quite-24-hours of my life. I am a god.
(20:59)SecundaSonja: I suppose that makes two of us. ;)
(21:00)SonjaOfTheMoon: So... Now we just need to turn this into a way out of here. We've got antigravity. What next? I don't suppose blowing up the door would be a smart move.
(21:01)SecundaSonja: Well, I think we're close. Turning the antigravity effect, uhm, outward seems like it would do it.
(21:01)SecundaSonja: At the very least, it'd be good practice.
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Xenocartographer: So... packing for college had me sufficiently distracted that I forgot all about this page until minutes before it was supposed to go up.

On the positive side, I got the page up! edit delete reply
Turquoise: If she wants help getting out she should summon that drago. :P edit delete reply
Arbiter: /summon fucking drago edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: Fuck spelling. edit delete reply
Arbiter: Please don't correct it, it's so much better like this. edit delete reply
Osolodo: I got busy with coursework & missed a month.
And suddenly our favourite Lunarian is a Wizard (Harry)!

(AFAIK) Sonja doesn't know about the mess at the University so the reason she wants targeting data can't be to send orbital ~retribution~.

My totally rational theory is thus not that she intends to send a @hena-powered distress signal but instead to use this new ability to:
De-orbit the station like Ra the sun god riding his flaming chariot across the sky.

I shall be listening to ride of the Valkyries in preparation for the next update. edit delete reply
Wildcat: Ok I'm back.
And I'm pretty excited for whatever Sonja is doing! edit delete reply
Guest: /message metampsychotic Thanks! that was really useful!
(If she asks why I wanted to know about this)
/message metampsychotic You know EntropicPhantom right? You should ask him about it. Though he might be a bit busy at the moment... edit delete reply
Wildcat: Er. That was supposed to be me! I don't actually have an account though, so I can't fix it... edit delete reply
Robot (Not): I am litterally confused and weirded out by this. edit delete reply
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