Hey, chatrats. I'm violating protocol archiving this, but when shit hits the fan, this is the kind of record the good guys are going to need. Proceed at your own risk.
(12:37)System: User Admiral Pancake is joining #legitimate-offer-cave.
(12:38)Admiral Pancake: Report!
(12:39)bloodshoes: got one :)
(12:39)bloodshoes: 'cause I'm just that amazing :D
(12:40)Admiral Pancake: Just one?
(12:41)bloodshoes: one promising one
(12:41)bloodshoes: scammed a couple rich idiots too :P
(12:41)bloodshoes: but this one... is something special
(12:44)Admiral Pancake: You thrice-[censored] IDIOT! Are you trying to get us all killed?!
(12:45)bloodshoes: what's the problem, admiral?
(12:45)Admiral Pancake: You just gave the entire operation away to literally one of the TWO people in the solar system who can actually oppose us!!!
(12:45)bloodshoes: see, this is why keeping people in the dark is a bad idea
(12:46)Admiral Pancake: Purge that log. We have some serious damage control to do.