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[Unichat log --]
Hey, chatrats. I'm violating protocol archiving this, but when shit hits the fan, this is the kind of record the good guys are going to need. Proceed at your own risk.

(12:37)System: User Admiral Pancake is joining #legitimate-offer-cave.
(12:38)Admiral Pancake: Report!
(12:39)bloodshoes: got one :)
(12:39)bloodshoes: 'cause I'm just that amazing :D
(12:40)Admiral Pancake: Just one?
(12:41)bloodshoes: well
(12:41)bloodshoes: one promising one
(12:41)bloodshoes: scammed a couple rich idiots too :P
(12:41)bloodshoes: but this one... is something special
(12:41)bloodshoes: Unichat log: #legitimate-offer-cave: 4 Aug 2083 @10:20
(12:44)Admiral Pancake: You thrice-[censored] IDIOT! Are you trying to get us all killed?!
(12:44)bloodshoes: nope
(12:45)bloodshoes: what's the problem, admiral?
(12:45)Admiral Pancake: You just gave the entire operation away to literally one of the TWO people in the solar system who can actually oppose us!!!
(12:45)bloodshoes: oh
(12:45)bloodshoes: see, this is why keeping people in the dark is a bad idea
(12:46)Admiral Pancake: Purge that log. We have some serious damage control to do.
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[Unichat auxiliary records --]
Xenocartographer (Official Note): What's all this, hm? Discuss~
Seabiscuit: Omg I'll say it again and again, I love that deleted link, it works so well~ edit delete reply
RemoveraPersona: pffthahaahah

I imagine these guys as the scammers from New Jordan Shoes Online; worst scammers ever edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: bloodshoes is something of an idiot. And/or wants people to think that. Which is it? Stay tuned, nerds! edit delete reply
Sample_Text: or perhaps he is merely mediocre at everything and he is playing dumb to make himself look smarter when people doublethink it.

triplethinking boys edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: Really, bloodshoes just wants people to laugh at people overthinking things. Quadruplethink, ladies. edit delete reply
Catalystyc: Odd that bloodshoes would consider the "couple rich idiots" not even worth mentioning at first, which to an ordinary scammer is the whole point. What could they be after if not money? edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: What indeed. Put simply, they have larger objectives. Money helps, but it's not the end goal. edit delete reply
ClumpsMonthly: are his shoes made of blood, or are they just a particular shade of red? thats the real question here edit delete reply
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