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[Unichat log --]
System: Incoming private message from user __~xX[[((Delta001))]]Xx~_:
(20:16)__~xX[[((Delta001))]]Xx~_: "I'd go with Luke or Erica" I prefer Cassandra personally...
System: Incoming private message from user __~xX[[((Delta001))]]Xx~_:
(20:16)__~xX[[((Delta001))]]Xx~_: Now about that job offer...
/message __~xX[[((Delta001))]]Xx~_ Dude. [censored] off.
/message __~xX[[((Delta001))]]Xx~_ Harassing and spying on me isn't going to make me want to work for you. :/
System: Incoming private message from user __~xX[[((Delta001))]]Xx~_:
(20:18)__~xX[[((Delta001))]]Xx~_: Oh, but isn't it? I know so many things about you already. Imagine if I had to learn... more...
/report __~xX[[((Delta001))]]Xx~_ "Stalking and harassment" --attach-log -5
(20:19)System: Report sent.
System: Incoming private message from user __~xX[[((Delta001))]]Xx~_:
(20:23)__~xX[[((Delta001))]]Xx~_: __~xX[[((Delta001))]]Xx~_, I'm waiting...
(20:25)System: User __~xX[[((Delta001))]]Xx~_ has been BANNED (reason given: harassment, hacking, being a creep).
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(20:27)System: User GodsOfOlympus is initiating a private chat.
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(20:27)GodsOfOlympus: Your experiment has gone too far. I won't allocate you any further leeway.
(??:??)Xenocartographer: Unacceptable.
(20:30)Xenocartographer: Sorry, I have a personality now. What happened?
(20:30)GodsOfOlympus: Your ((Delta)) has used extra-diegetic access to circumvent privacy measures - to spy on another user, one not participating in your little game.
(20:32)Xenocartographer: I'm sorry, Gods, but you've got the wrong man.
(20:32)GodsOfOlympus: No. I tracked the alternate account personally.
(20:33)GodsOfOlympus: I've enabled additional security - at the cost of considerable Etamnanki accession, may I add - to prevent them creating any further alts, but if this happens again -
(20:34)GodsOfOlympus: I'm sure I don't need to finish that sentence.
(20:34)Xenocartographer: Actually, you do. If you think you can keep me out, I'd like to know how.
(20:37)GodsOfOlympus: If you're waiting for an answer, you're going to be disappointed.
(20:37)Xenocartographer: Hah!
(20:38)Xenocartographer: But... I'm afraid you've misunderstood me. I'm looking at the log myself, and yup, that's definitely Delta...
(20:38)Xenocartographer: But Delta isn't one of mine.
(20:40)GodsOfOlympus: I don't know which is more worrying: that you'd say that, or that I believe you.
(20:40)Xenocartographer: Oh, the latter. It's hardly news that I'm pretty audacious where the noosphere is concerned.
(20:40)Xenocartographer: But that I'd be wrong about it?
(20:41)GodsOfOlympus: Shit.
(20:42)Xenocartographer: Exactly.
(20:43)GodsOfOlympus: I should never have letSorry, I'm going to stop you there. Remember who's reading this...
(20:43)GodsOfOlympus: I wish you wouldn't do that.
(20:44)Xenocartographer: Gods, Gods, Gods. You're missing the point.
(20:44)Xenocartographer: You pretty much live up to your name. I'm even more powerful than you. And neither of us saw this Delta coming.
(20:45)Xenocartographer: I'm afraid the time for pleasantries ended a long time ago.
(??:??)Xenocartographer: And I have more important matters.
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[Unichat auxiliary records --]
Xenocartographer (Official Note): Delta PMs Revvie all creepy, using things he can only possibly know by spying on their last conversation, and Gods freaks out at... well, me.
Arbiter: I am on record as saying, "Yeah, the question of who we canonically are in-story is a good one." After reading this page, I'm really not so eager to find out anymore. And I thought reading page 124 was terrifying...

/status Away; mood Screaming
/status Away; mood Looking up "extra-diegetic" and "noosphere"
/status Away; mood Screaming louder edit delete reply
Turquoise: Ah. So that's leaked in a bit now. But how does that work textwise? Hmm. edit delete reply
Seabiscuit: Holy SHIT spook
Love how you cut off Gods lmao


Oh wow Noosphere mention! Casual throwaway or something else? Xeno? Would the answer to this be anything but ~? edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: Unichat and Dreamscape are completely unrelated, I'm afraid. If I were ever to publish a "collected works" or something, "Tales from the Noosphere" would be a pretty likely title. edit delete reply
Padlock: Umm... that message was actually sent from me...
If you look at the page I commented on it saying:


"And it's even (almost) my color!

*Radio: Voice Engage*
"Alias Set. I'm In."
"


After your comment of "oh no." I was hoping that would clarify that it was me trying to screw-up whatever ((Delta)) was planning.... edit delete reply
Arbiter: Okay, my headcanon is that Padlock is actually responsible for this in-universe too, but nobody else managed to figure out it was him. Like, Gods noticed all the suspicious stuff Delta’s been doing, found this post, and just assumed Delta was behind it. And now Delta’s just scratching his head like, “WTF why am I banned from making alts all of a sudden?” and the whole council’s freaking out wondering what Delta’s up to and Padlock’s just laughing his ass off. edit delete reply
Padlock: "...and Padlock's just laughing his ass off."


That's pretty much exactly how i'd react. edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: I'm aware. Arbiter's interpretation is correct. edit delete reply
Arbiter: Wait, really?
Ahahaha, got you, Gods! Nice job “tracking the alternate account personally”. edit delete reply
SansOfTheUnderground: wow. this was great. see, this is the sort of thing that takes on extra meaning when you refresh to read the comments every day. edit delete reply
Seabiscuit: guys what message do we send to Sonja edit delete reply
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