etamnanki: incursion logged at 20 October 2083 @ 16:08 UCT
etamnanki: received coordinates
etamnanki: branching factor is .8725 +- .032
etamnanki: synchronization committed
etamnanki: transmanifold excursion in progress
etamnanki: ELINT WARN: detection threshold inflamed
etamnanki: ELINT WARN: uncontained incursion in progress
etamnanki: excursion suspended
etamnanki: ELINT STAT: attempting honeypot
etamnanki: ELINT STAT: generating noise...
etamnanki: branching factor is .8733 +- .033
etamnanki: ELINT STAT: honeypot success
etamnanki: initialized transmanifold gate
etamnanki: contact established
(16:12)System: GodsOfOlympus invited active user VladmirOrlovOfficial to join #etamnanki-olympus03.
(16:13)System: User VladmirOrlovOfficial is joining #etamnanki-olympus03.
(16:15)VladmirOrlovOfficial: Well, this is interesting. Do you usually conduct the meeting on Unichat? (16:15)GodsOfOlympus: With our administrators so far-flung across the world, it is necessary. (16:16)HERA: This is most irregular. (16:17)MINERVA: I must agree. Far be it from me to question the wisdom of our leader, but I fail to see the tactical value of inviting this outsider to our virtual headquarters. (16:17)GodsOfOlympus: I hope you'll forgive the naming scheme. It seemed clever when we first came up with it... (16:17)JUPITER: Enough talk! Explain the meaning of this at once! (16:17)GodsOfOlympus: Vladmir is here to tell us what we already know. (16:19)MINERVA: No. That's impossible. (16:20)GodsOfOlympus: And yet it does go a considerable ways towards explaining certain phenomena. I'm sure I need not remind you of the fate of the Nauticus. (16:21)MINERVA: That is not sufficient reason! As convenient an explanation as that may be, you're ignoring the fact that it's METAPHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE! (16:21)JUPITER: I concur. A failure of that magnitude requires considerable evidence. (16:22)GodsOfOlympus: An entity of administrator-level potence has opposed me on multiple shatterpoint-priority operations. (16:22)GodsOfOlympus: I must admit to being human. I didn't want to see the obvious. But the data is as clear as day.
/message --file=~/rogue-admin-analysis.md $ADMINISTRATORS
(16:27)JUPITER: We must purge this entity. We will hold a vote. The loser will be executed, and we'll keep trying until we get the right one. (16:28)GodsOfOlympus: As fond of party games as I may have been in a past life, no. I intend to smoke it out. (16:28)GodsOfOlympus: Consult section 2 of the analysis. The traitor's actions have, with few exceptions, had concealed objectives related to the church of Gaia. I don't suppose it is unfair to suppose it sympathizes with the Gaians... (16:29)VladmirOrlovOfficial: While my population is infested with them, and more than a few state security operators are looking for something to do. (16:31)ARES: You wouldn't. You couldn't. You can't fight Gaia! (16:31)GodsOfOlympus: I pride myself on staying three steps ahead of everything else. Suppose I know something the traitor doesn't? Surely, it can't take such a risk...