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(19:32)ReverseTheStreams: Looks like I'm running late...r than expected.
(19:33)dukerex: 'sfine
(19:33)dukerex: what's up?
(19:34)ReverseTheStreams: I got into an argument with my advisor, and then missed the train.
(19:34)dukerex: uh-oh...
(19:35)ReverseTheStreams: ?
(19:35)dukerex: is there another train?
(19:35)ReverseTheStreams: Yup, arriving at 9:15.
(19:35)dukerex: so i should expect you at 10 thirty
(19:36)ReverseTheStreams: Haha! Hey, let's be fair - they're sometimes on time, more or less.
(19:36)dukerex: yeah, like when you're rushing to catch one :P
(19:36)ReverseTheStreams: :)
(19:37)dukerex: so... you seem in a good mood, all things considered
(19:37)ReverseTheStreams: Yeah, well, that's me in a nutshell, isn't it?
(19:37)dukerex: i guess
(19:38)dukerex: i can be naked if you want
(19:39)ReverseTheStreams: Not this time, please.
(19:39)dukerex: alright
(19:40)ReverseTheStreams: Don't get me wrong, I appreciate the thought, but, gods, I'm tired.
(19:41)dukerex: i'll bet
(19:42)dukerex: i remember when i was going up for my dissertation... i may have inspired a few new zombie myths
(19:42)ReverseTheStreams: Yeah, well...
(19:42)ReverseTheStreams: I bet you weren't doing it while pregnant.
(19:45)dukerex: holy [censored]
(19:45)ReverseTheStreams: I was going to tell you when I got home...
(19:45)dukerex: oh my god
(19:46)dukerex: we're going to have a baby
(19:46)ReverseTheStreams: That's the typical outcome, yes. :D
(19:46)dukerex: babyyyyyyyyyyyy
(19:46)dukerex: my mother will stop nagging me
(19:47)ReverseTheStreams: Oh, you think you have it bad...
(19:47)dukerex: no, i have actually met your mom :P
(19:48)dukerex: oh my GOD, this is the second best day of my life
(19:48)ReverseTheStreams: The first being...~?
(19:48)dukerex: our wedding, ofc
(19:48)ReverseTheStreams: I thought you were going to say the day we met...
*(19:48)ReverseTheStreams discontented fairy tale noises*
(19:48)dukerex: ok, this is the THIRD best day of my life
(19:48)ReverseTheStreams: I know, right?!
*(19:48)ReverseTheStreams hug*
(19:49)ReverseTheStreams: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand there's the next train, only ten minutes behind schedule. Brb~
*(19:50)dukerex hug!!!*
(19:50)dukerex: gl hf
(19:52)dukerex: baby baby baby baby baby
(19:52)dukerex: baaaaaaaaaabyyyyyyyyyyyy
(19:53)ReverseTheStreams: Baby~
(19:54)dukerex: baby
(19:54)dukerex: so...
(19:55)dukerex: is this going to mess up your school plans?
(19:56)ReverseTheStreams: Probably, but it's hard to say. I'm so close... That's what the argument was about - they wanted me to start taking time off ASAP.
(19:56)dukerex: oh
(19:56)dukerex: well, you know i'm behind you 50/10% whatever you decide
(19:57)ReverseTheStreams: (Usual train lag starting...)
(19:59)ReverseTheStreams: I don't think that's how scales OR percents work.
(19:58)dukerex: it is when you're in love and going to have a baby
(19:59)ReverseTheStreams: Oh, speaking of messing things up... I got a really weird job offer from someone posting as Delta.
(19:59)dukerex: oh?
(20:00)ReverseTheStreams: Sorry, "((Delta))".
(20:01)ReverseTheStreams: Yeah, I told him I'm swamped for now. I dunno, it seemed sketchy.
(20:01)dukerex: "__~xX[[((Delta001))]]Xx~__"
(20:01)ReverseTheStreams: Oh gods why
(20:01)dukerex: heh
(20:03)dukerex: so...... baby names?!
(20:03)ReverseTheStreams: Haha, it's probably a little bit pre-emptive for that. :( Bbbbbbut if I had to pick, as in right now, I'd go with Luke or Erica.
(20:03)dukerex: oh?
(20:03)ReverseTheStreams: Yeah... old friends, haha
(20:04)ReverseTheStreams: But let's not be hasty! I'd love to get one of those big ol' books of baby names. :)
(20:05)dukerex: that does sound fun :)
(20:06)dukerex: i love you, nerd
(20:06)ReverseTheStreams: <3
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Xenocartographer (Official Note): I definitely didn't forget about these nerds - page title notwithsta- I mean, look at this cool drawing Becky did of Sonja as a god!
Seabiscuit: GOOD NIGHT YOU MY ASS


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CRUELEST MAPMAKER!!



Gosh I wonder how long before one of thems like "Hey anyone seen Sonja?" edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: Explanation: Becky and I have been trying to one-up each other on wishing each other good night. I made this page show an alert saying "good night, you", but only to her. I may be a programming-themed supervillain. edit delete reply
Seabiscuit: Sonja the Moon Goddess~ edit delete reply
Seabiscuit: [7:39:27 AM] Xenocartographer: -snerk- Gosh, I broke Sans edit delete reply
Arbiter: ...You okay, Sans?
And why the fuck is our text so small?!
What? Now it's fixed... edit delete reply
Seabiscuit: Lesee...


Duke implied his real name is also Duke. MrE's name is Daniel. So Duke isn't Meta's dad somehow...


Also gosh maybe they both met Meta and Pwnz in the past due to time shit and the kid is someone new and important in the future woah edit delete reply
Arbiter: Would time shit necessarily have to be involved? How old are Duke and Revie? Could it be that they already met pwnz and meta at some point by some weird coincidence? Like, I know they got "introduced" for the first time on page 79, but maybe they met in person and didn't realize they'd encountered each other before?
Also, if we are going to consider the possibility of time shit (which is always a good idea), could it be that they aren't meta's parents, but pwnz's? edit delete reply
Seabiscuit: Oh, but that's too normal


We're talking about the cruelest mapmaker here



"could it be that they aren't meta's parents, but pwnz's"


Woah, mayhaps~~~~ edit delete reply
Seabiscuit: Y'know I mentioned that I wondered when someone was gonna be like 'hey wheres sonja'


But it's kinda funny Pancake just happened to kidnap her at the time no one would take any notice she was missing (Alex being busy not being murdered, Pwnz larning 2 pwnz tiem, Meta thinking her dad died, these two being hype for baby...)


Poor Sonja :'D edit delete reply
Seabiscuit: And a happy birthday to The Cruelest Mapmaker~ <3 edit delete reply
Arbiter: I tried to make ASCII art of a cake, but it looked absolutely terrible. edit delete reply
Seabiscuit: hehe, let me cheat and google one...


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ee: it's like I dropped it

eee: wanna get some takeout instead mapmaker edit delete reply
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