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[Unichat log --]
(12:40)SonjaOfTheMoon: And I just... don't see Kirk as a heroic figure, sorry.
(12:40)SonjaOfTheMoon: Sisko, though... hell, Major Kira.
(12:40)EntropicPhantom: Haha, oh, Kira. She was my first TV crush, y'know.
(12:42)SonjaOfTheMoon: ...Kira? As in the Bajoran XO of DS9? We're talking about the same character, right?
(12:43)EntropicPhantom: Huh? Who else?
(12:43)SonjaOfTheMoon: I just can't believe you'd pick her over Riker, that's all.
(12:43)SonjaOfTheMoon: http://i.imgur.com/mKIMKJk.png
(12:44)EntropicPhantom: Haha, oh my.
(12:44)EntropicPhantom: Young Alex was straight, gosh.
(12:44)metampsychotic: omg
(12:44)metampsychotic: nerds :p
(12:44)metampsychotic: you know whos surprisingly sexy? alastor
(12:46)EntropicPhantom: I can see it.
(12:47)SonjaOfTheMoon: Hell no! Not enough beard!
(12:47)System: User pwnz0rz is joining #moon-butt.
(12:48)metampsychotic: omg sonja
(12:48)pwnz0rz: this people are cerfifiably bat[censored] in[censored]sane
(12:48)pwnz0rz: what the actual [censored]
(12:49)pwnz0rz: i cant even maek up a slily of the cuff remark
(12:49)pwnz0rz: wtf
(12:49)pwnz0rz: also meta the persident inst sexy hes a potilician
(12:52)SonjaOfTheMoon: Context, please?
(12:52)pwnz0rz: iwas spyng on these rival hades relam players and they didnt like it
(12:52)pwnz0rz: also theyre crazy
(12:53)pwnz0rz: certifably
(12:53)pwnz0rz: i spelled that rite this time, wtf
(12:54)metampsychotic: the axis people?
(12:54)SonjaOfTheMoon: Objecting to espionage is hardly an indication of insanity, Luke. Also, you didn't.
(12:54)pwnz0rz: yeah, "axis of the elite"
(12:54)pwnz0rz: more like asix of there sumoner has alot of macros
(12:55)pwnz0rz: thats litraly the only reason they dont suxx lol
(12:55)pwnz0rz: btw ep cancel mindhives golbins next time
(12:55)pwnz0rz: theyll litaruly [censored] themeselves and die
(12:56)pwnz0rz: also sonja they didnt no i was a spy, one of them invited me
(12:57)pwnz0rz: and well
(12:58)pwnz0rz: Unichat log: #axis-of-the-elite: 4 Aug 2083 @11:56
(13:04)SonjaOfTheMoon: Oh my God.
(13:04)pwnz0rz: i no rite?
(13:05)EntropicPhantom: Wow. "legit going movie supervillan" indeed.
(13:06)pwnz0rz: told u
(13:08)metampsychotic: i
(13:08)metampsychotic: wtf
(13:09)metampsychotic: i dont know if i should laugh of cry
(13:09)metampsychotic: maybe both
(13:10)metampsychotic: or*
(13:10)SonjaOfTheMoon: They have serious emotional issues. How the rest of their team haven't resigned in protest is beyond me.
(13:11)pwnz0rz: gaemrs r weird sonja
(13:11)pwnz0rz: i mean
(13:11)pwnz0rz: gamers that isnt me
(13:12)metampsychotic: lol
(13:14)SonjaOfTheMoon: ...right.
(13:14)SonjaOfTheMoon: Luke's, uh, total normalicy aside, can I request a clarification?
(13:15)SonjaOfTheMoon: What is Asphodel?
(13:15)EntropicPhantom: Go ahead.
(13:15)EntropicPhantom: Oh.
(13:15)pwnz0rz: alot of game teams go do games on the same server
(13:15)pwnz0rz: which ever team games the best is the winner of games
(13:16)SonjaOfTheMoon: "A lot". Spaces. Somewhere on the ancient Internet there's a comic about this...
(13:17)pwnz0rz: i liek this alot more
(13:17)EntropicPhantom: Asphodel is a big, and I mean big, Hades' Realm tournament that meets every year (they actually have some deal with Unichat itself for server space, to give you an idea). Even passing the prelims carries serious bragging rights with it, plus there's a lot of prizes... It's kind of a big deal.
(13:17)EntropicPhantom: Problem is, competitve games are always four-on-four, and, well...
(13:17)EntropicPhantom: The speed of light is a harsh mistress.
(13:18)SonjaOfTheMoon: Gotcha.
(13:19)SonjaOfTheMoon: ...are AI contestants allowed?
(13:19)EntropicPhantom: No, but the macro system comes close. Why?
(13:20)SonjaOfTheMoon: Just thinking out loud. Macro?
(13:20)pwnz0rz: when u make up ur own command that does other commands
(13:21)EntropicPhantom: Yeah. I've got a macro that intelligently manages my warding spells to protect my current heal target, stuff like that.
(13:22)SonjaOfTheMoon: Oh my God. I could make this work.
(13:22)SonjaOfTheMoon: Alex, I need as much documentation as you can give me. Game guides, scripting references, a registration link, whatever.
(13:22)SonjaOfTheMoon: Assuming I have time with work, I-
(13:23)SonjaOfTheMoon: I could do this!
(13:23)EntropicPhantom: ???
(13:23)metampsychotic: omg
(13:23)pwnz0rz: sonja of the having a job?????????????????????????/?
(13:24)SonjaOfTheMoon: It's online and not shady at all.
(13:24)metampsychotic: congrats!
(13:24)pwnz0rz: not sahdy at all, huh
(13:25)pwnz0rz: r u shure?
(13:25)metampsychotic: i gave up on getting luke to get a job months ago >_>
(13:25)SonjaOfTheMoon: I'm just teasing Alex about trying to be my mom, don't worry.
(13:25)metampsychotic: i mean, before
(13:25)EntropicPhantom: Sonjus~
(13:26)SonjaOfTheMoon: !
(13:26)SonjaOfTheMoon: Nope nope nope nope!
(13:26)SonjaOfTheMoon: I have to go iron my space suit, afk!
(13:27)System: SonjaOfTheMoon has left the channel.
(13:28)metampsychotic: before everything got [censored] to hell
(13:29)pwnz0rz: what was that about
(13:29)EntropicPhantom: Uhm. Do you two need some time to yourselves?
(13:30)pwnz0rz: uh meta wuts up
(13:30)metampsychotic: [censored] it
(13:30)metampsychotic: no
(13:31)pwnz0rz: ...
(13:31)pwnz0rz: yes
(13:31)metampsychotic: oh
(13:31)metampsychotic: i guess we do
(13:32)System: EntropicPhantom has left the channel.
(13:33)metampsychotic: so...
(13:33)metampsychotic: what's up?
(13:34)pwnz0rz: idk
(13:34)pwnz0rz: blindsided
(13:34)pwnz0rz: how about you start
(13:35)metampsychotic: ok
(13:35)metampsychotic: well
(13:35)metampsychotic: i f-u-c-k-i-n-g hate you rn
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[Unichat auxiliary records --]
Xenocartographer (Official Note): pwnz0rz's second "certifiably" typo was actually mine. I decided to have Sonja call him out on it instead of correcting it. So why's Star Trek still popular in the 2080s? The world may never know.
Seabiscuit: "Somewhere on the ancient Internet there's a comic about this..." PFFFFT! :D
Sonja of the having a job... -snerk- edit delete reply
CheeseWaxStatue: I think you missed a real opportunity in not linking to Scroll Down to Riker instead of that riker pic, otherwise good jorb edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: And now I have a new time sink. Thanks. edit delete reply
Turquoise: Alot is very cuddly. edit delete reply
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