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[Unichat log --]
(??:??)pwnz0rz: yeah
(??:??)pwnz0rz: hm
(??:??)pwnz0rz: it looks like................things are mabye back ontrack?
(??:??)SecundaSonja: I'm not sure I follow.
(??:??)pwnz0rz: ithink well find out im a mintue
(??:??)SecundaSonja: Ugh. Can we spare a minute? We're bleeding margin here, Luke.
(??:??)pwnz0rz: this feels importatnt
(??:??)pwnz0rz: im trying too narrow down the coordinnates...
(??:??)pwnz0rz: oh
(??:??)pwnz0rz: well look what we have here :D
[Unichat log --]
/query AdmiralPancake

(14:16)System: Initiating private chat with active user AdmiralPancake.
/message metampsychotic well, wish me lukc
(14:16)pwnz0rz: yo, pannycake
System: Incoming private message from user metampsychotic:
(14:16)metampsychotic: good luke :P
/message reply luck*
(14:17)Admiral Pancake: Well, look what we have here. The prodigal son returns.
(14:17)pwnz0rz: ?
(14:17)pwnz0rz: is this like that one movie form the 70s
(14:17)pwnz0rz: "luke"
(14:17)pwnz0rz: "im ur father"
(14:18)pwnz0rz: b/c if u try tath [censored] im gonna make like a tree and stop talking 2 u
(14:18)Admiral Pancake: ...
(14:18)Admiral Pancake: I must confess to some confusion.
(14:18)pwnz0rz: ok so
(14:18)pwnz0rz: a tree is like
(14:18)pwnz0rz: ist a kindof plant
(14:18)pwnz0rz: and gnerally speaking, plants dont talk
(14:19)pwnz0rz: i guess it could be the blue palnt lady from farscape but thats just a human w/ bodypiant
(14:19)pwnz0rz: but if ur going 2 reffernce 20nd centry sci fi i may as well follow suite
(14:22)Admiral Pancake: I'm sorry, you're making absolutely no sense. I'll come back later when you've decided to sober up.
(14:22)pwnz0rz: you pointed a gun at a guy that pointed a gun at metas parents
(14:25)Admiral Pancake: I suppose I may have done something along those lines.
(14:25)pwnz0rz: i should hope so, for ur sake
(14:25)pwnz0rz: itst the only reason im taking u up on youre tim traval offer
(14:25)pwnz0rz: honestly you shold be flattered
(14:25)pwnz0rz: ive nown exactly 1 tim in my lfie and honestly [censored] that guy
(14:27)Admiral Pancake: What exactly do you think transpired?
(14:28)pwnz0rz: some1 tried to hurt meta even more than i ever could
(14:28)pwnz0rz: and that cant happen
(14:28)pwnz0rz: i owe her alot
(14:29)Admiral Pancake: I see.
(14:29)pwnz0rz: yeah
(14:30)pwnz0rz: so
(14:30)pwnz0rz: where do i start
(14:33)Admiral Pancake: Time travel is fundamentally paradoxical in nature. It can't exactly be taught.
(14:33)pwnz0rz: well thast [censored] useful now innit
(14:34)Admiral Pancake: You misunderstand me. It can't be taught, but it can be learned.
(14:34)pwnz0rz: so...
(14:35)Admiral Pancake: I've prepared a series of puzzles for you. They can only be solved by manipulating time. I've used them to train previous agents with adequate success.
(14:35)Admiral Pancake: The first step of your training will be solve these puzzles.
(14:36)pwnz0rz: ok
(14:36)pwnz0rz: well
(14:36)pwnz0rz: im not teh besta t puzzles
(14:37)pwnz0rz: wut if i [censored] them up like i do everything else
(14:38)Admiral Pancake: Then I will kill your friend Alexander.
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Xenocartographer: If there was ever a page to be excited about in Unichat, it would be... the resolution of judge-of-character's PM to GAIA, but I think the time puzzles are a close second. Something fun happens with the page layout, if you catch my drift. Stay tuned~ edit delete reply
Seabiscuit: Hahahhaa, omg...This gave me so much glee. From "Pannycake" to "luke im ur father"... -snerk-

"(14:22)pwnz0rz: you pointed a gun at a guy that pointed a gun at metas parents
(14:25)Admiral Pancake: I suppose I may have done something along those lines."


"(14:37)pwnz0rz: wut if i [censored] them up like i do everything else
(14:38)Admiral Pancake: Then I will kill your friend Alexander."

Woah woah WOAH! I mean, the threat isn't surprising I guess, but being so BLUNT about it...!
I'm guessing Pwnz has worn down his last nerve.

Pannycake, you catch more flies with honey, dear. edit delete reply
Arbiter: /message OITHEOI I've been monitoring the situation at Algernon University. I don't have any "ideas" as to what we should do, but I'll share everything I know with you.
/message OITHEOI http://unichat-comic.com/comics/109/
http://unichat-comic.com/comics/112/ (Just giving Theo the logs of Alex's conversations with his friends so he knows what's been happening. The other conversations on these pages obviously should not be included.)
/message OITHEOI Also, I have reason to believe that EP is safe for the time being. I have intel that Pancake is using his life as a means of blackmailing one of his friends into doing what he wants. Pancake will kill him if he fails though, so we may not have a lot of time.
/message OITHEOI Do you want me to try to contact EP or one of his friends? I want to save them, but this is a tricky situation, and...
/message OITHEOI ...and I don't know what to do.
/message OITHEOI I need your advice. And I hate admitting that, especially to you, but I suppose this is a rare moment of humility for me. Because a lot of [censored] is going down on my end, and it's making me recognize more than ever how little control over this situation I really have.
/message OITHEOI And, well, it's possible that I may not have much time left to help these kids, and not just because Pancake's going to kill them if EP's friend messes up.
/message OITHEOI And helping people is all I ever wanted to do.
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Arbiter: How's that for roleplaying? edit delete reply
Wildcat: Fantastic
:) edit delete reply

heck yeah now i can finally keep up with this!! :D

3 hours well spent, lemme tell you.

jeez, this an interesting battle royale situation. i can't wait to see how this unfolds. so many players and so many questions yet to be answered. you did one helluva good job getting my intrigue. ;p

now then, time to stab pancake for being one massive douchecanoe. >:c edit delete reply
eekee: um, wouldn't the 70s to luke be the 2070s in which he was a kid? unless they were just that forgettable entertainment-wise, and *everyone* uses "the 70s" to mean the 1970s. wait... not actually everyone, but everyone in luke's circle of associates and entertainment. this is a bit like "the gay 90s". :) edit delete reply