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[Unichat log --]
/query EntropicPhantom

(14:27)System: Initiating private chat with active user EntropicPhantom.
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(14:27)FelisKitty: Okay, let's be logical about this. The killer isn't going to return to the crime scene, not so soon after the first attack. They're either booking it or hiding somewhere.
(14:28)FelisKitty: I'm locking Blackwood's door. It won't hold up to a shotgun blast, but whoever this is, they're not going to want to draw more attention to themselves, or this room.
(14:28)EntropicPhantom: I... They already fired a shotgun a bunch of times, and no one seems to have noticed yet.
(14:30)FelisKitty: That depends on the timing of the attack. I'm no coroner, but I think the body's been dead for a while.
(14:30)FelisKitty: ...the body that I'm now locked in this office with. Great.
(14:31)EntropicPhantom: D:
(14:32)EntropicPhantom: Okay, so, you haven't had any luck getting through to security?
(14:32)FelisKitty: That's correct. I've tried both the phone and Unichat, but I'm getting automated responses no matter what.
(14:32)EntropicPhantom: D- do you think something's blocking you? I mean-
(14:33)FelisKitty: Alex, this is a really [censored]ty time to get shy. And I don't want to assume that, but it's a worrying possibility.
(14:34)EntropicPhantom: Right. You were able to contact me, though. Maybe it's just security?
(14:34)FelisKitty: Strictly speaking, you contacted me. Hang on, I'm going to try an experiment.
(14:35)EntropicPhantom: Huh?
/which CGoddess
(14:35)System: User CGoddess is online in channel #main-lobby.
/message CGoddess Yo, Cat?
(14:35)FelisKitty: I'm sending CG a PM. Let's see if she responds.
(14:37)FelisKitty: No response. Let me try a beep.
(14:37)EntropicPhantom: D: I'm sure she's just busy...
/beep --at_user=CGoddess
/which CGoddess
(14:39)System: User CGoddess is online in channel #main-lobby.
(14:39)FelisKitty: Right, no response and she's still online. You try.
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[Unichat log --]
System: Incoming private message from user EntropicPhantom:
(14:39)EntropicPhantom: Catherinnnnnnnne
/message reply Hey EP! Whats up

(14:39)System: User EntropicPhantom is initiating a private chat.
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(14:39)CGoddess: ??
(14:39)FelisKitty: Wow, that's really weird. Cat, can you read this?
(14:40)CGoddess: Yup! Technical difficulties with unichat?
(14:40)FelisKitty: You could say that - I can't PM anyone or even see them in channels :/
(14:41)CGoddess: Oh, weird
(14:41)CGoddess: Let me get ahold of a chat staff for you!
(14:41)FelisKitty: Don't!
(14:41)EntropicPhantom: No, wait!
(14:42)CGoddess: Huh??
(14:43)FelisKitty: Are you on campus?
(14:43)CGoddess: I'm in the 3D art lab!
(14:43)FelisKitty: I'm trapped in Professor Blackwood's office, and potentially being hunted by someone with a shotgun.
(14:44)CGoddess: Oh
(14:44)CGoddess: If this is a prank youre timings pretty bad
(14:45)FelisKitty: It's not. I can't get ahold of anyone. When I called the cops, they said they'd show up, but the call quality was... not great, and they should have put campus security on notice
(14:45)FelisKitty: Neither of you have heard any sirens, have you? Gotten alerts from the phone system, anything?
(14:46)CGoddess: No...
(14:46)CGoddess: Do you need EP and me to help you?
(14:46)EntropicPhantom: Erm...
Anything you enter into any form of electronic communication may be used against you! Choose your words carefully!
(14:46)EntropicPhantom: I don't think that's a good idea.
(14:47)FelisKitty: What?
(14:48)CGoddess: ?????
I must reiterate the need for caution. Were it not jammed, your girlfriend's scanner would be going off every few seconds.
(14:48)EntropicPhantom: I may be speaking circuitously for reasons similar to Felicity's current situation.
(14:48)FelisKitty: Oh, God.
(14:48)EntropicPhantom: I think Felicity's problem is more immediate, so let's focus on that.
(14:49)CGoddess: What the [censored] even is this conspiracy out of nowhere?
(14:49)FelisKitty: I don't know, but I intend to find out. I'm disconnecting Blackwood's computer from the network and making a full backup to my portab
(14:49)EntropicPhantom: Felicity?
(14:50)CGoddess: I should go check up on her
(14:50)EntropicPhantom: D:
(14:51)EntropicPhantom: There's literally a guy with a chainsaw stalking her...
(14:51)EntropicPhantom: Shotgun*
(14:51)CGoddess: Thats why I have to go now
(14:52)CGoddess: I've got Unichat on my phone so we can stay in touch
(14:53)FelisKitty: Someone's at the door...
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[Unichat auxiliary records --]
Xenocartographer (Official Note): What's this? A week where the author didn't miss an update day? It can't be!
Wildcat: Oh Good. It's still EP edit delete reply
Arbiter: Well, it certainly sounds like him, but what are we supposed to make of comments like "I... They already fired a shotgun a bunch of times, and no one seems to have noticed yet." What's with the "I" there?
Geez, this comic makes you paranoid. edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: I have directly said I'm not on your side, so that sounds intentional. (How's that for playing with the fourth wall?) edit delete reply
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