System: Incoming private message from user EntropicPhantom:
/message reply Hey EP! Whats up
(14:39)System: User EntropicPhantom is initiating a private chat.
(14:39)FelisKitty: Wow, that's really weird. Cat, can you read this? (14:40)CGoddess: Yup! Technical difficulties with unichat? (14:40)FelisKitty: You could say that - I can't PM anyone or even see them in channels :/ (14:41)CGoddess: Let me get ahold of a chat staff for you! (14:43)FelisKitty: I'm trapped in Professor Blackwood's office, and potentially being hunted by someone with a shotgun. (14:44)CGoddess: If this is a prank youre timings pretty bad (14:45)FelisKitty: It's not. I can't get ahold of anyone. When I called the cops, they said they'd show up, but the call quality was... not great, and they should have put campus security on notice (14:45)FelisKitty: Neither of you have heard any sirens, have you? Gotten alerts from the phone system, anything? (14:46)CGoddess: Do you need EP and me to help you?
Anything you enter into any form of electronic communication may be used against you! Choose your words carefully!
I must reiterate the need for caution. Were it not jammed, your girlfriend's scanner would be going off every few seconds.
(14:48)EntropicPhantom: I may be speaking circuitously for reasons similar to Felicity's current situation. (14:48)EntropicPhantom: I think Felicity's problem is more immediate, so let's focus on that. (14:49)CGoddess: What the [censored] even is this conspiracy out of nowhere? (14:49)FelisKitty: I don't know, but I intend to find out. I'm disconnecting Blackwood's computer from the network and making a full backup to my portab (14:50)CGoddess: I should go check up on her (14:51)EntropicPhantom: There's literally a guy with a chainsaw stalking her... (14:51)CGoddess: Thats why I have to go now (14:52)CGoddess: I've got Unichat on my phone so we can stay in touch