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[Unichat log --]
venemous (friendly assassin) disrupts algranon (hostile priestess)'s Words of Warding
(11:58)algranon: [censored]
pwnz0rz (friendly berserker) rages against algranon (hostile priestess)!
algranon (hostile priestess) has been slain!
pwnz0rz (friendly berserker)'s Greater Cleave damages DOGFOODLID (hostile druid)
DOGFOODLID (hostile druid) is charging an escape teleport
/bleed
pwnz0rz (friendly berserker) inflicts a bleeding wound on DOGFOODLID (hostile druid)
DOGFOODLID (hostile druid) teleports away
(11:58)venemous: m1nd, bloodscent
(11:58)venemous: druid's bleeding
(11:59)m1ndh1ve1: k
pwnz0rz (friendly berserker)'s rage has ended (no enemies in range)
(11:59)pwnz0rz: go deny, ill cap
(12:00)venemous: overkill
(12:00)venemous: lol
(12:00)venemous: m1nd's got this
A friendly goblin ambushes DOGFOODLID (hostile druid)
(12:00)m1ndh1ve1: got em
(12:01)DOGFOODLID: GG
DOGFOODLID (hostile druid) has been slain!
(12:01)DOGFOODLID: re?
(12:02)venemous: nah
(12:02)DOGFOODLID: kk
The match is ending... Friendly victory!
(12:02)m1ndh1ve1: got eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem
(12:02)pwnz0rz: we pwned, lol
(12:03)m1ndh1ve1: ofc
(12:03)m1ndh1ve1: weve got
(12:03)m1ndh1ve1: the z0rz
(12:04)venemous: :p
(12:04)venemous: you fight good, pwnz
System: Incoming private message from user EntropicPhantom
(12:04)EntropicPhantom: Hey, Luke, here's something that'll maybe cheer you up. The next patch is reverting the serker speed nerf.
(12:05)pwnz0rz: aww
/message reply dude idc rn, you know those pro palyers that keep ganking us? totally spyign on them rn
/message reply littirilly laughing my as off here
(12:05)venemous: hey, just curious, are you gonna be at asphodel?
(12:06)pwnz0rz: nah
(12:06)pwnz0rz: never found a fourth, lol
(12:06)venemous: aww
System: Incoming private message from user EntropicPhantom
(12:06)EntropicPhantom: Woah. How'd that happen?
/message reply cause im sexy, idk
(12:06)pwnz0rz: pls
(12:06)pwnz0rz: ist not like weed have a chance :p
(12:06)pwnz0rz: we'd die like
(12:06)pwnz0rz: idk
(12:06)pwnz0rz: people that die alot
(12:07)m1ndh1ve1: dude chill
(12:07)m1ndh1ve1: ur k lol
(12:08)m1ndh1ve1: just not as good as us :p
(12:08)venemous: what m1nd said
(12:08)m1ndh1ve1: but k
(12:10)pwnz0rz: eh, idk
(12:11)pwnz0rz: i......... don't really think we're that good
(12:11)pwnz0rz: also our other friend lives on the [censored] moon, her ping'd be sit
(12:12)pwnz0rz: [censored]*
(12:12)pwnz0rz: and idk who else to ask
(12:13)venemous: well...
(12:13)venemous: i know a guy~
(12:14)m1ndh1ve1: [censored]
(12:14)m1ndh1ve1: ana's on
(12:14)System: User Anarchon is joining #axis-of-the-elite.
(12:15)Anarchon: WHAT IN LUCIFER'S UNHALLOWED SPHINCTER DO YOU SHAMELESS VAGUELY HUMAN-SHAPED PILES OF FECAL MATTER THINK YOU'RE DOING?
(12:15)venemous: inviting a pub gamer into our channel
(12:15)Anarchon: I...
(12:17)Anarchon: I MANAGED TO WORK THAT MUCH OUT FOR MYSELF!
(12:18)m1ndh1ve1: lol
(12:18)m1ndh1ve1: gr8 comeback ana :p
(12:19)Anarchon: DON'T YOU [censored] START WITH ME! YOU ARE A TRAITOR! SCUM OF THE EARTH! I WILL CLEANSE YOU WITH THE RIGHTEOUS FIRES OF A THOUSAND SUNS!
(12:20)venemous: i personally think that's a bit of an overreaction, but ok
(12:20)venemous: you're the big shouty boss moron >_>
/message EntropicPhantom so their all arguing about me and its p hialarius, omg
(12:21)Anarchon: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME, YOU INSOLENT SLUG?
/message EntropicPhantom teh gold anarchy dude is legit going movie supervillan, its great
/message EntropicPhantom ask me for the log latter lol
(12:21)Anarchon: DO YOU WANT TO SAY THAT TO MY FACE?
(12:22)venemous: pretty sure i just did
/message EntropicPhantom oh my [censored] god
(12:22)m1ndh1ve1: oh
System: Incoming private message from user EntropicPhantom
(12:22)EntropicPhantom: Your censored God?
/message reply yeah idk maybe one of the china ones
(12:22)m1ndh1ve1: burned
(12:23)Anarchon: DON'T YOU START EITHER!
/mood eating popcorn :D
System: Mood message set.
(12:23)Anarchon: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR LAZINESS, YOUR INSOLENCE, AND YOUR SHODDY PLAY!
(12:23)Anarchon: AND DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME TO "CHILL"!!!
(12:24)m1ndh1ve1: shut up
(12:24)m1ndh1ve1: listen to yourself
(12:24)m1ndh1ve1: throwing your four year old temper tantrum over a video game
(12:26)m1ndh1ve1: your life is going no where, and you take it out on us
(12:26)m1ndh1ve1: well
(12:26)m1ndh1ve1: im sure your mother is very proud of you
(12:32)venemous: holy
(12:32)venemous: you went there
(12:34)m1ndh1ve1: well
(12:34)m1ndh1ve1: its how i feel
(12:34)m1ndh1ve1: so
(12:42)System: User Bulwark is joining #axis-of-the-elite.
(12:42)Bulwark: Aww yeah, guess who got her ban appealed!
(12:42)Bulwark: This girl here, that's who!
(12:43)Bulwark: ...
(12:43)Bulwark: Okay, what the HELL is going on here?
(12:44)Bulwark: ...right. First off:
(12:44)System: Bulwark kicks pwnz0rz from #axis-of-the-elite.
(12:44)System: User pwnz0rz is joining #main-lobby (kicked from previous channel).
(12:45)pwnz0rz: ow
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[Unichat auxiliary records --]
Xenocartographer (Official Note): So I've been moving into my new dorm room. Very transfer, much tired, wow. Anyway, have some dorks.
Seabiscuit: wow so update much text

"cause im sexy, idk" Omg. I love all of Pwnz lines... So, so so much.
And Ana's reaction did not disappoint omfg 50/10

Oh Bulwark... D: edit delete reply
RemoveraPersona: pfffthahahaahahahahahaahah ana does not dissappoint >D (go tell 'em, son!!!) edit delete reply
inky: Woooooo! DOGFOODLID~ edit delete reply
SansFinalGuardian: Lol ana is like a bossy papyrus edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: I read this as "platypus" and was very, very confused. edit delete reply
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