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[Unichat log --]
System: Incoming private message from user SansOfTheUnderground:
(13:20)SansOfTheUnderground: hello?
/message reply not now
System: Incoming private message from user SansOfTheUnderground:
(13:22)SansOfTheUnderground: look, i have something important to tell you. it's about sonja.
/message reply g-d
/message reply okay
/query SansOfTheUnderground

(13:40)System: Initiating private chat with active user SansOfTheUnderground.
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(13:41)metampsychotic: what's up
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[Unichat log --]
/message __RSPTN__ Omg Omg Rasputin!! MrE is safe (?) in Theo's hands, and Pancake has captured Sonja and her AI! D:
System: Incoming private message from user __RSPTN__:
(13:20)__RSPTN__: Oh dear. The dear breakfast pastery does seem to have his fingers in a number of pies, if I may mix metaphors.
/message reply Yeah...
/message reply C- can I query you?
System: Incoming private message from user __RSPTN__:
(13:21)__RSPTN__: Do you know where he has her?

(13:21)System: User __RSPTN__ is initiating a private chat.
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(13:21)__RSPTN__: Got you covered. :)
(13:22)Seabiscuit: Heh ;^;
(13:22)Seabiscuit: W- well, uhm
(13:22)Seabiscuit: He's got her at an orbital facility called the Griddle...
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[Unichat log --]
/join #vague_omnipresent_council
(12:42)System: Now joining #vague_omnipresent_council.
(12:42)Mini_coopa2: as we can see, Unichat can access The Griddle (thats [censored]ing genius by the way) however with the apparent technological reversion theyve gone through, we could send bug scripts though and Possibly degrade something such as athena, who if my suspicions are correct, could precede another etamaki, this will save this timeline, however damage control is something i value and any hinderence to pancake is good.
(12:43)Arbiter: Come again?
(12:43)Mini_coopa2: if athena turns into another etamnanki, that would have ramifications for this timeline
(??:??)Xenocartographer: Unlikely.
(12:43)Arbiter: God [censored] dammit, Xeno, why are you always so vague?
(??:??)Xenocartographer: Interfacing my consciousness with this timeline poses difficulties. Contact me when I'm not debugging.
(12:45)Mini_coopa2: am i onto something?
(12:46)Arbiter: Well, our obnoxious burgundy host said it's "[u]nlikely", which I think is the closest thing we're going to get to a clear answer.
(12:47)Padlock: I think we're supposed to figure things out for ourselves.
(12:47)Wildcat: Wouldn't that imply Xeno has some plan for us?
(12:47)Padlock: Uhm...
(12:48)Mini_coopa2: ok, but what about contacting The Griddle, if we can hack pancake that's got to be a good thing.
(12:48)Wildcat: Well, it didn't work out so well last time. :/
(12:49)Arbiter: You shared the log. Arg, why can't this stupid interface work the same in both directions?
(??:??)Xenocartographer: Gods has done amazing work constructing even this consistent a shell. The underlying Etamnanki protocols are... pathological.
(12:49)Arbiter: I wonder if he's just blocking all ground-based connections...
(12:50)Wildcat: You think we need to go to space?
(12:50)Arbiter: Wait, what?
(12:50)Wildcat: I'm sure some of the other chess club members have spacecraft. If your guess is right, that might work better?
(12:51)Arbiter: Not that! Xeno's comment!
(12:51)Arbiter: Is Unichat built on Etamnanki?!
(??:??)Xenocartographer: Yes.
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[Unichat log --]
(13:23)__RSPTN__: Oh my. A hard target if ever there was one.
(13:23)Seabiscuit: D:
(13:23)Seabiscuit: W- well, we can't let him have Sonja, c- can we?
(13:23)__RSPTN__: Did you have something in mind?
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[Unichat auxiliary records --]
Xenocartographer (Official Note): Unichat: Now with a vague host (and fixed overly dark comment colors!).
Seabiscuit: Eyyy way to go Sans, you've got an IN!


"(12:51)Arbiter: Is Unichat built on Etamnanki?!
(??:??)Xenocartographer: Yes."



WH.


[7:47:46 PM] Seabiscuit): WH
[7:48:51 PM] Xenocartographer: ~


Damnit Xeno I'ma have to bop you



"(13:23)__RSPTN__: Did you have something in mind?"


The clue in this page is "spess", so I wonder then if Rasputin has some spacecraft... Suppose I'll ask!~
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Seabiscuit: Huh, I guess Unichat being built on Etamnanki is why the conspiracy clones work so well on it...~ edit delete reply
Turquoise: Technically they aren't clones. But you're reply is more or less still as correct as is.

Btw, there Xeno. I edited that message from forever ago. I blame temporal lag. edit delete reply
Seabiscuit: Well
Personality clones gosh edit delete reply
Arbiter: On this page, Arbiter:
-Fails to understand what somebody means the first time they explain something
-Becomes acutely salty at somebody perceived as unhelpful
-Insults said somebody in a manner that directly references their text colour
-Has a delayed reaction to a crucial piece of interaction
...
YUP, THAT'S AN ARBITER!
Congratulations Xeno, your Arby passes the Arbituring Test! I daresay you write me better than I do. edit delete reply
Seabiscuit: Okay, let's seeeeea(biscuit)

/message __RSPTN__ Alright, so- The current thought is the Griddle blocks all non space communications, s-so... I don't suppose you or Vampire have access to spacecrafts~? edit delete reply
Nanedex: Finally caught up!! :D I love this webcomic! Color me intrigued (it's a shade of purple)!

P.S. Shouldn't the Unichat have censored part of Mini_coopa2 at the beginning of the log? Or does he have the magical powers to bypass the filter? :P edit delete reply
Nanedex: *Unichat filter edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: Ah, good catch. It's been fixed. And welcome aboard! :D Always nice to see additional nerds around these parts~ edit delete reply
Mini_coopa2: aww but id like to think that i had something going for me. edit delete reply
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