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[Unichat log --]
(11:26)pwnz0rz: uhm
(11:26)pwnz0rz: you mean, what if pancake or whoever tries to kill you?
(11:26)metampsychotic: :/
(11:27)metampsychotic: yes
(11:27)metampsychotic: what else could i have meant?
(11:28)pwnz0rz: idk
(11:28)pwnz0rz: look man, you LITARALLY just told me about this world domination stuff
(11:28)pwnz0rz: thats p disoreinting
(11:29)pwnz0rz: im not good at the whole subterfuge thing
(11:29)pwnz0rz: i mean
(11:30)pwnz0rz: im sure you can imagine why thatd be a little difficult to amke sense of
(11:30)metampsychotic: :(
(11:30)metampsychotic: yeah
(11:30)metampsychotic: sorry
(11:30)pwnz0rz: sallgood
(11:30)pwnz0rz: but uhm
(11:30)pwnz0rz: who in particular are u afraid of? pancake, the fake korea weirdo, or someone else?
(11:31)metampsychotic: dunno
(11:31)metampsychotic: anyone my dad battled i guess
(11:31)metampsychotic: which is... a lot of people
(11:31)pwnz0rz: oh?
(11:32)metampsychotic: well...
(11:33)metampsychotic: i don't know if you've noticed, but the world's kind of going to hell on a hoverboard
(11:34)pwnz0rz: heh
(11:34)pwnz0rz: ive been thinking about that alot actually
(11:34)pwnz0rz: its like... we just kind of grew up with the expectation that someone could blow up us at will because terrorism
(11:34)pwnz0rz: which is
(11:35)pwnz0rz: i mean im pretty sure that wasnt true of previous generations
(11:35)pwnz0rz: kind of weird to think about it
(11:35)metampsychotic: oh, definitely
*(11:35)metampsychotic sociology major!!!*
(11:35)pwnz0rz: heh
(11:37)pwnz0rz: but, right
(11:37)pwnz0rz: hoverboarding to hell
(11:38)metampsychotic: right
(11:38)metampsychotic: the point is, there are a BUNCH of people who all had the same idea... with varying levels of being a terrible person about it
(11:39)pwnz0rz: which "same idea"?
(11:40)metampsychotic: oh
(11:40)metampsychotic: taking over the world
(11:40)metampsychotic: pancake being one of them, also his business rival
(11:40)metampsychotic: some... seductress lady that likes to roleplay as a vampire
(11:41)metampsychotic: also her girlfriend, who i don't think was exactly her ally, weirdly enough
(11:41)metampsychotic: oh, wait
(11:41)metampsychotic: i think they're a guy now
(11:41)metampsychotic: i dunno, dad didn't talk too much about those two
(11:42)pwnz0rz: oh?
(11:43)metampsychotic: well, they were mostly active in asia, and he wasn't
(11:43)metampsychotic: tbh though i think they creeped him out a little
(11:43)metampsychotic: :/
(11:44)pwnz0rz: why?
(11:44)pwnz0rz: too much vampire flirting?
(11:45)metampsychotic: heh, no
(11:45)metampsychotic: some kind of... pseudo-religious [censored]
(11:45)metampsychotic: you know the type, "only i can judge humanity" and [censored] like that
(11:46)pwnz0rz: well i guess world domination and mental stabiity dont go hand in hand
(11:46)pwnz0rz: erm, ur dad excepted ofc
(11:47)metampsychotic: heh
(11:47)metampsychotic: no, you're definitely right
(11:47)metampsychotic: also, some of the unichat people had a role to play?
(11:48)pwnz0rz: admins?
(11:48)metampsychotic: i'll tell you more when we meet in person
(11:48)metampsychotic: it's kind of an iffy thing to talk about here
(11:48)metampsychotic: please change the subject
(11:48)pwnz0rz: would any of this people benefit form attakcing you???
(11:49)metampsychotic: no, but that's what i thought about dad
(11:49)metampsychotic: 'cause he was retired
(11:50)metampsychotic: but then it happened anyway...
(11:51)metampsychotic: g-d
(11:52)metampsychotic: WHY???
(11:53)metampsychotic: what could you POSSIBLY stand to gain by that, you colossal motherf-u-c-k-e-r?!
(11:56)pwnz0rz: uh
(11:56)metampsychotic: i'm in the clock tower
(11:56)pwnz0rz: i guessed
(11:56)pwnz0rz: im downstairs
(11:56)pwnz0rz: do you want me to come up?
(11:59)metampsychotic: yes
(11:59)metampsychotic: i need you to stop me
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[Unichat log --]
/query EntropicPhantom

(13:12)System: Initiating private chat with active user EntropicPhantom.
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(13:12)pwnz0rz: so guess who has a girlfriend again
(13:12)pwnz0rz: and had teh kinkest sex
(13:17)pwnz0rz: ep?
(13:18)pwnz0rz: ep???
/which EntropicPhantom
(13:20)System: User EntropicPhantom is online in channel #moon-butt.
(13:22)pwnz0rz: cmon ep, its teh weekend and ur a nerd
(13:22)pwnz0rz: why would you not be aroun
(13:22)pwnz0rz: d
/beep --at_user=EntropicPhantom
(13:26)pwnz0rz: ...
(13:29)pwnz0rz: D:
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[Unichat auxiliary records --]
Xenocartographer (Official Note): As much as it pains me to do this, I'd like to ask if we can hold off on submitting more PMs for a bit until I can make a little headway on the current bunch. Maybe four pages?
Arbiter: Yog-Sothothdammit, if EP's dead I will tell Theo to remove bob's eyes with a melonballer and Seabiscuit to bop you on the head with a spoon.
I'm serious, Xeno. I don't kid about utensil-based violence performed by blue people. edit delete reply
Seabiscuit: -snerk-


Oh I'd do more than bop him. He still hasn't been properly punished for Bloodshoes... edit delete reply
Xenocartographer: "Can the punishment be something kinky?" "I'll draw Theo spanking Pancake." "That's not the kind of kinky I meant." edit delete reply
Arbiter: Okay, but, like, does that mean the Spankake drawing is off the table?
...Asking for a friend. edit delete reply
Seabiscuit: -snerk- "Spankake"!


Lmfao last time I threatened Pancake x Theo art, I think he was disturbed~~ edit delete reply
Arbiter: If KarlXTheo is the Medical Ship, then PancakeXTheo should be the DictatorShip! edit delete reply
Seabiscuit: Bwahahaha


Well, Xeno said he was curious how a prude like me would do it, so I guess [challenge accepted] edit delete reply
OnionPrincess: I mean... no one's said you can't draw Spancake >_> edit delete reply
KingWinna: Dang it I got the color Purple :( edit delete reply
Seabiscuit: The color of royalty! edit delete reply
KingWinna: Yeah but it`s also the most used color, I wanted to be red, yellow or orange.
edit delete reply
Padlock: At least you don't have to share a color with an army of evil conspiracy clones! edit delete reply
Mini_coopa2: Hey man unique colors are not all they are hyped up to be. edit delete reply
KingWinna: What I can't read what you said. Your fonts to dark. :p edit delete reply
Arbiter: Dude, purple is a kick-ass colour! edit delete reply
Wildcat: You could trade with me! edit delete reply
KingWinna: That would great, but probably impossible? edit delete reply
Seabiscuit: Theory;
Captain Koreaboo=Gods? edit delete reply
Wildcat: It's more likely than my theory that Gods is really an AI edit delete reply
Seabiscuit: "It's more likely than my theory that Gods is really an AI "


Oh, I wonder~~
He was said to be on life support in the other timeline where Pancake is a dictator


But what if he died in this one and got replaced by an AI copy woah edit delete reply
Arbiter: If true, would that mean that Gods has been unsuccessfully trying to kill MrE for over a decade?
I don't know if that's scary or funny in a Wile E. Coyote and Roadrunner kind of way. edit delete reply
Seabiscuit: " I don't know if that's scary or funny in a Wile E. Coyote and Roadrunner kind of way."


Lmfao


Well my thought was like, maybe there's something more recent Gods is trying to accomplish, and MrE would be a bad guy to have around, if they fought in the past over similar stuff


Or something
idk edit delete reply
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