resolving server name...
found server holding-cell-07.private.the-griddle.orbit
(00:47)Pancomputer: This is holding cell seven (7). Lavoratory facilities are located at the rear of this holding cell. Food is being withheld until you authenticate.
(02:28)Pancomputer: Authentication successful!
(02:28)Pancomputer: Welcome, SonjaOfTheMoon! You resisted for a little under two (2) hours.
(02:28)Pancomputer: That puts you in the bottom twelve (12) percent of abductees! Well done!
(02:28)Pancomputer: You have one (1) unread private message. Do you wish to view your inbox?
(02:30)Pancomputer: Yes you do.
(02:30)Pancomputer: You have 1 new message and 0 old messages.
(02:30)Pancomputer: Displaying message one (1) of three (3)...
19 Aug 2083 (Yesterday)
(16:12)silentconspirator: Good morning (or whenever), Sonja! I hope you find your accommodations to your liking, since with any luck, you'll be here for a while. My name's Matilda (call me Mattie), and I'll be your jailer during your stay here.
(16:12)silentconspirator: We've already gotten your AI slaved to our system, so that's taken care of. Don't worry, we haven't broken anything (but we've taken your backups too, just in case). It will be uploaded to this system juuuuuust as soon as we're sure it can't stab us in the back too much. You'll need it during this upcoming exercise - if nothing else, it will help keep you sane with no one to talk to. Anyway! Enough pleasantries; let's get down to business.
(16:14)silentconspirator: If you look in your home directory, you'll find an @hena library. It has some... interesting vacuum perturbation capabilities - you know all about those, according to your chat logs, so I won't waste your time telling you things you already know - and Eugene thinks you're the secret to cracking them.
(16:14)silentconspirator: Your task is to break out of this cell. :) Man pages, server space, and caffeinated beverages are available at your request, but I'm afraid actual food is contingent on you escaping. How's that for motivation?